NEU! · 8:36am Jan 1st, 2014
Shit, it's 2014 now. My new year's revolution is to get off my ass and do something interesting. I'll take my savings and go on a tour of the world. I'll form a band and get famous. I'll become a gunslinger and travel the west righting wrongs and triumphing over evil. I'll write a Great American Novel. I'll... Sit around fapping to horses. Damn, I really need to get my shit together.
But enough of my depressing life. This is the goddamn new year.