Featured on 1/31/2017
This is the story of two criminals by the name of Snatch and Ransack. They were petty thieves with a list of equally petty crimes to their names. It was on this day however that they decided to aim a little higher on their criminal escapades and upgrade from basic thievery to kidnapping. They planned it all out; they had chloroform, they had the windowless van, they had the ransom demands, they had the location they would hold their captive, it was perfect.
The only mistake they made was the target they chose. She looked like a harmless pink haired girl with a family that would pay through the nose to get her back. What they didn't realize is that every single animal, bird, and insect in within a ten mile radius was going to take umbrage with her getting kidnapped.
I'm intrigued by the synopsis alone. Must read at future time.
My only regret in reading this, was that it was so short. What I do not regret is the massive smile that I will be carrying with me for the rest of the day after reading this! Thanks for writing!
Pfffffff hahaha poor bastards
nice lol story. have a like and fav
dont mess with fluttershy. she has a demon bunny who will rip you to shreds with his army.
And to think......she can kind of do that after the recent movie. .___.
7909520 Even more so, after the recent movie
Oh that's so good! Not to mention damn Angel handed thier butts to those thugs!
7909533 Lord, that could be a sequel. Two other criminals try the same mark, not knowing what will come.
...Wow. That was...overkill, to say the least. Man, Angel Bunny can be quite the little devil...
And yes, a sequel is needed. Two other criminals break out of prison and then try to do the same thing, but Snatch and Ransack try to stop them because they know what would happen. The other two guys interpret this as Snatch and Ransack trying to stop them from kidnapping Fluttershy so that they can do it themselves, and hilarity ensues.
LOL. Epic fail
Please tell me there will be a sequel.
OKay, now I know why Human Fluttershy should not be kidnapped. Also, I saw a P&F (Phineas and Ferb) reference. Actually, now that I think about it, she's pretty much protected by nature.
Here's a thought that just occurred....
....she knew. She long since knew what they were up to.
That's why you never mess with the quiet kid in the class, you never know if they're gonna pull something crazy out like this.
7909457 it's funny how ironic angel's name is since he seems to be the most sinister character imaginable
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Name's could be deceiving... Like how Big Mac has nothing to do with Burger King.
But he always go well in a princess sandwich
Excellent one shot. Those poor bastards only blessing here is that Fluttershy doesn't have access to Japanese hornets or Bullet ants, yet...
Also, love the image that popped into my head, later on when Fluttershy's saying thank you to everyone. The wasps all ragging on the bumble bees for not doing much.
FS: "Aww, I'm sure they did the best they could. It's not their fault that they can only sting once before dying. I bet you were really intimidating to those men."
Bees: "You bet! We really showed them didn't we lads?!" *Gentle buzzing*
People often give the power of "heart" a lot of flak for being so worthless. This story, with sadistic hilarity, demonstrates why empaths and the like are not to be underestimated.
Awesome job! I was grinning through the whole thing.
I can see something like this making it into the show at some point in the future be it EQG or Pony version.
Oh lordy I lol'd.
Best line.
Great story. I just wonder what was Angel's original plan.
Also, you might want to add the "Equestria Girls" tag, as well as swap Pony Fluttershy's tag for her EG counterpart's. Just sayin'.
That was amazing and, at the same time, so immensly satisfying. Ah, always such a treat to see someone get what's coming to them!
*dedz of laughter*
F****** Hilarious!!! I love this story!
7910892 Good point! I'll put that tag on there.
Lmfao..
So...birds and insects? That's the army Angel Bunny raises?
Not that it wasn't effective, but...it's less than impressive in description.
I'm now picturing a sequel where someone tries to do something harmful to Fluttershy at the zoo, only to discover that the monkeys have long since learned how to unlock everyone's cages, and the animals stay inside at this point because Fluttershy's told them wandering the city wouldn't be good for them.
Either that, or at the animal shelter and Angel Bunny unlocks all the cages...and the baddies learn that the shelter was caring for a young mountain lion in addition to all the dogs, cats, and skunks.
...oh god, Angel sics an army of skunks on the baddies!
7909647 Nah. Each one tries it on one of her friends only for shenanigans to ensue.
7911939 I'm just strangely interested in the idea of Beastmistress Fluttershy.
You have earned yet another like.
"Like a Sir" 
7911937 Question though, would Angel be doing this with Fluttershy's knowledge? Cause it seems like in this case she was made aware of the plot of kidnapping for ransom.
7911953 You mean the thing that's been a part of FIMFiction since forever?
7911960 ....Possibly.
7911937 I understand what you are getting at, but you have to take into consideration what the local ecosystem has to offer, and how lethal Flutters was allowing Angel to be. Angel was basically told he can only rough them up, not kill them. His original scheme that he proposed to Fluttershy was far more bloody than what a teen rating would allow.
Also I think you are underestimating the sheer might of insects working in unison. Even in the cleanest of neighborhoods you can find hundreds of species of them, each type numbering in the thousands if not millions, within just ONE household. Each backyard is an ecosystem unto itself, brimming with life that you'll never see because they are going on with their own business. If every single bug within your vicinity decided they wanted to attack you right now, you'd be in for quite a tussle. to put it into perspective;
there are 7,000,000,000 humans on the planet. (give or take)
there are 10,000,000,000,000,000,000 (estimated) insects on the planet. Their biomass dwarfs that of any other terrestrial creature on Earth. Not that that matters, since she can rally the entirety of the animal kingdom behind her in any given area.
Hell, could you imagine the kind of damage she could do if she moved to Australia? XD
Note to self: Be nice to nature.
If this had happened in Equestria, they would also be guilty of Treason Against The Crown™, since they did deliberate harm to one of the Bearers of the Elements.
As Ransack and Snatch crawled into the CPD (Canterlot Police Department) the officer on Duty had to check his coffee to see if something was wrong with it before rushing over to the pair to check on them "What happened to you?" he asked for the moment thinking the pair victims.
"W-we tried to kidnap a girl...but animals..so many animals...and that evil bunny!" Ransack began"
"It had an army and...we didn't stand a chance! Please we beg you lock us up, DON'T LET T GET US! Snatch added in what was a clearly terrified voice.
The officer quickly called for backup and the duo was quickly taken in for medical attention. They would later discover from incoming witnesses what EXACTLY happened and the officers of the CPD were left scratching there heads about how to write this all up in a report after all it was not everyday a girl nearly gets kidnapped only for an army of wild animals to tear the would be kidnappers to shreds.
Interestingly in the criminal underworld a new Rule was created, that came before all others. "Thou shalt NOT harm Fluttershy, for if you do, what happens is on you and you alone"
Screw Hitchcock's The Birds. Fluttershy's The Everything is much more terrifying.
Jesus Christ that is terrifying.
7912529 This is the best thing. Thank you for the laugh lol.
7910127 Let's not forget, according to Jewish mythology, Lucifer and all the demons and devils of Hell were once angels, too.
It does make one wonder just where in Hell's hierarchy that that rodent falls in at. (pretty damned high, if you ask me)
Straight into Top Fave, this thing goes
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...then Celestia have mercy on their souls, cause Australia WON'T.
Their mistake was not using Fluttershy as a hostage to make the animals back off. Otherwise good story.
Release the motherfucking cows.
7912846 Good luck holding a weapon with a swarm of hornets on you.
7913153 what about killing her to stop her control of the animals? or would they attack anyway?