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What happens when the C.E.O of a company whose motto is 'We sell products and get in fights' appears in a world full of candy-colored ponies? We're going to find out the hard way in this one shot, action packed fic!

TF2 and MLP belong to their legal owners

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This story is god tier. :rainbowlaugh:
I can't find anything to criticize this story on. It's simply perfect.

EXPLOSITION!

It's official. I don't exist. apparently, 4.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999.... seconds doesn't count.

Saxton HAAAAAAAALE!

I loved this story more than I thought I would. It's concise and perfect with all the right humor in all the right places.

All I gotta say about dis

PROPERTY DAMAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!
That is all. :rainbowlaugh:

it could only be better with bacon.

Wha- WHAT IS THIS? I.. I don't even..

Bah, forget it. WHO CARES ABOUT MAKING SENSE?! LET'S PARTY! :pinkiehappy:
I do.. The author just made me write a letter to the Princess... WHILE I WAS DRUNK! :twilightangry2:

Two words.
Fuck yeah.

loved twilight letter in the end:rainbowlaugh:

The thing is, I could not feel my heart for 7 seconds. I'm scared.

CIA

"What is this?"
"I don't even."

2516922
Saxton Hale: Walk it off, Hippie!

soon as I read this, I had to bully myself to stop, just so perfect :pinkiehappy:
EDIT: someone downvoted this?!
this is madness!

2518381THIS IS MADNESS
MADNESS! THIS IS SPARTA SAXTON HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(my own version of this is sparta)

2517969 WHERE IS THAT LETTER CONFIRMING I EXIST!

:pinkiecrazy: Am I the only one around here who wanted to see Saxton Hale wrestle an Ursa Major?

PROPERTY DAMAGE!

Every time SAXTON HALE opened his mouth, I laughed out loud.

Where's the Ursa Major? Or the Dragon? Or Ophiotaurus? Dammit I wanted to see him kill something, he didn't even kill the bear!

Great story.

SEQUAL! AT LEAST, THATS HOW I THINK SEQUEL IS SPELLED!

Ber claws... Where is that familliar from... Oh thats right dandwiki.com/w/images/e/eb/Bearlock_pic.jpg
But what does that matter, because Saxton Hale.

2520111 He only send you letters CONFIRMING YOU DO NOT EXIST. Not the other way around

2526399 That is some bullshit then. Also, HIPPIES MUST DIE!

THANK/BLAST you for writing this STORY/LEGISLATION BANNING HARPOON DUELS.
This was possibly the BEST/MOST INFURIATING thing I have read all week. I could not stop LAUGHING/SCREAMING PROFANITIES. I look forward to READING MORE OF YOUR WORK/ PUMMELLING YOU TO DEATH WITH MY OWN BARE HANDS.
SINCERELY,/BURN IN HELL, HIPPY!
Saxton Hale.

what did I just read?:twilightoops:

2528159
THANK YOU/SEE YOU IN HELL

Saxton Hale: world's largest ham.

Oi, Saxton. One of my ancestor's(The Legendary Demopan, regarded as a Freak from his strength and ability) greatest enemies. No matter how many times he sent a trade request, Hale never accepted. It infuriated him, you see.

This is beautiful.

This story is just, wow.

How the fuck do I even have sides anymore?!? Seriously.

bleh.
wait a second...
'her magical assault and too unfocused to teleport'
INSTANT TRANSMISSION

I would have never found this story on my own
*sigh*
I would never have reached true happiness

*Reads title*
*Immediately shatters window right next to me screaming:

*
Also, this was hilarious.

3293669
It's been so long I can't even remember when I posted that comment XD

3296923
I'm on every TF2 fic, mate. I love TF2.

This is by far the manliest thing ive ever read.
It has ACTION. ROMANCE. COMEDY. CROSSOVERS. PERFECTLYGUDGRAMARCONTENT. AND BEAR CLAWS MEAT. but most of all UNNECESARILY EXITING CAPS.

Now, if you guys aprove....
SAXTON HAAAAAAAAAALLLLEEEEEEEE
wait
SAXTON HAAAAAAAAAALLLLEEEEEEEE

Thats better

SAXTON HAAAAAAAAAALE!

Saxton Haaaaaaaaale!!!!
This was awesome.

There was not a moment while reading this that I wasn't laughing hysterically

BADASS! and funny. What more do we need?

Very neat but way too short D:
Good story tho

"Y'all can call me Dell, Mister Hale... Dell Conagher..."

Y'all is plural

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Maybe! Enjoy the spelling mistake! :pinkiehappy:

Well I Aparently don't exist. Hopefully this is enough legal evidence to keep me from having to pay taxes.

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