Mr Howtobasic doesn't understand. One moment, he was teaching people how to do things in the correct manner, and the next, he's here in Equestria. Well, at least there are eggs around.
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- Member Since 16th Jul, 2012
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Ssendam the Masked
My mask protects me from gas and Internet gnomes. What's your mask?
Ssendam the Masked
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HAHAHAHAHA OMG SO RAAANDOM
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Also have a look at this
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It's Howtobasic not Mr.Basic.
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I don't know the name of the guy, so I've named him Mr Basic.
4115341 Well just call him Howtobasic. That's what all his youtube mates call him.
I couldn't get throughout the first paragraph with out going all derpy…
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Compromise. He is now Mr Howtobasic
4115363 Sure.
You know, I wanna say that this was a bad story, but I just found myself LOL'ing too much to care
This right here is PERFECTION...
Beams of light are piercing through my monitor and angels are singing on high... welp, guess it's time to read this.
...
C-can't... breathe... wow! That was incredible! So terrible, yet so perfect, just like Howtobasic... this deserves to be seen by all!
Awesome.
That is the most disturbing thing I have ever seen in my entire fucking life...
I LOVE IT! 
This was awesome
acquaintances
This happened.
Ssh...
Never underestimate the power of eggs.
Ohgod this is glorious
I should have seen this coming.
quote spy: What the hell?
Wat
When I saw this fic, I shat a brick.
It was pretty funny! Spike was a little ooc when he said "What the hell." But that's my only minor nitpick.
Haven't read it yet,but...gore?
yes.....let there be gore!MWAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
This was wrong on so many levels, it was right.
I am nonplussed by this. I have no idea on what to think.
Have an upvote.
-C.C.
Next chapter Ideas:
How to become an Alicorn
How to hatch a Dragon's egg.
How to cure the Cutie Pox
How to get sent to the Moon
No one is better than Elena Malisheva! She teach how to shit correctly:
We don't know many things about Mr. HowToBasic... but we do know one thing.
He lives in Australia.
Well...this is the third best thing in history, next to the combustion engine and the wheel. I applaud you, good sir.
And I'm surprised Howtobasic Guy didn't put anything in anyone's butt...he showed some real restraint. Promising.
Oh, hell yes.
Fuck the hell yes.
That fanfiction was egg!
da fuck?
I was amused. Have a mustache
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Are you sure it wasn't... a steak?
I chocked on m poptart sir thank you
4115363 hory shet i have that exact same gas mask
This.
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Huh, really?
I bought this in Berlin for 25 euros.
4126127 sweet i got it shipped from Russia
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This fanfic... ...was egg-cellent!
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God-fucking damnit, Carlos.
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Well EGGS-cuuuuuuse me, princess! But the yolk is clearly on you, since you shell for it! If you must-ache me on who I really am, then allow me to eggs-plain. I am Carlos, an eggs-tremely powerful PUNisher that always cracks people up with my legenDAIRY puns! So don't be a rotten egg, or I will yolk you in your sleep!
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Carlos, quit it.
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Very well... have a good evening... yolks!
I think this was the single most funny thing I have ever read... GOOD JOB!
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I'll let that one slide, but just that.
I... wat...
4124513 I guess you could say it was EGGcellent! Huehuehuehuheuhuehuehuehuheuhuehueh
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