Ponies try the Grimace Shake

by PseudoBob Delightus

Chapter 3 - Rainbow Dash

Rainbow Dash rolled her eyes. "Yeah, whatever. It's purple. So what? Do I gotta taste-test every colourful food every pony thinks of?" She made an accusatory gesture towards the camera. "That's colourist, you know, or something like that. Very problematic!"

She took a closer look at the strange runes printed onto the cup.

"Huh. Does it come in any other colours, or just purple? I've seen rainbow-coloured cocktails. Yes, I've had them, too. Of course I did! Rainbows are awesome! It's not problematic if I say it… I think."

The pegasus sighed. "Fine, I guess I'll try it."

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Lightning and thunder under a dire sky shook the frame. A cyan speck stood out in the distance. Rainbow Dash sprawled, completely limp, her tongue lolling out to catch drops of the raucous storm. A purple sheen dripped from her feathers, and as she fell from the cloud, an empty cup followed.

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[Mystic Sunrise]

Rainbow Dash rolled her eyes. "Yeah, whatever. It's purple. So what? Do I gotta taste-test every colorful food every pony thinks of?" She made an accusatory gesture toward the camera. "That's colorist, you know, or something like that. Very problematic!"

"Huh. Does it come in any other colors, or just purple? I've seen rainbow-colored cocktails. Yes, I've had them, too. Of course, I did! Rainbows are awesome! It's not problematic if I say it… I think."

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[RandomCheck]

Here I was thinking ponies were safe from the wrath of grimace.... NO ONE IS SAFE