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"We're all about one thing: more power! Argh! Argh! ARGH!"

Jul
4th
2022

Something to Remember · 7:51pm Jul 4th, 2022

Just a reminder to redcoats.......

:ajsmug::ajsmug::ajsmug: U mad bro?

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Sep
18th
2021

Christmas Story Rose Flashback: Necessary Changes · 3:32am Sep 18th, 2021

Hello everyone.

I've been doing some thinking lately, and I've come to the conclusion that there were certain visual details in the confession flashback that, in good conscience, should have been left out from the start.

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Jul
3rd
2021

Decision Time (random) · 2:19am Jul 3rd, 2021

A fifth of Crown Salted Caramel. Should I open it? :pinkiecrazy:

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May
31st
2021

In Memoriam · 5:45pm May 31st, 2021

To the fallen dead, know that some of us still honor your sacrifice.

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Jul
22nd
2020

Third Installment Hangups · 8:34pm Jul 22nd, 2020

So, some of you may know about this, but I've had a third story pecking at my brain since I finished the sequel. (In hindsight, it could have been done better. I was just in the mode of "just get it done so you don't have to think about it much more".)

You're probably thinking, "Well what's the holdup? You promised us this ages ago. Sounds like you're full of crap."

Maybe I am, who knows. I truthfully do want to get this one written, but there's been large roadblocks.

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Apr
9th
2020

Random: How to handle anime · 8:51pm Apr 9th, 2020

Nuff said.

Apr
1st
2020

Who's up for a Royal Roasting? · 4:22pm Apr 1st, 2020

A'right ya fur-brains! I don't have time for a short story today, so how about a bit of fun?

Post your best insults to any or all members of the MLP royal family.
I don't care about language, just cut loose!

I'll start: Celestia you sit up there on that fluffy-ass throne of yours like a bigshot, but you don't do shit!
Twilight isn't your adoptive daughter, she's your royal bitch!
Makes sense with your tattoo, you're literally a 'liar liar, ass on fire'!

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Mar
18th
2020

Second Story Follow Up · 9:28pm Mar 18th, 2020

Well, this has been a ride. Now I have a dumb question: Is everyone picking up on the links in the last chapter?

The original idea only sparked from that Corey Taylor bit, but the ideas kinda morphed as I was debating over how it would go after that. I felt it was still fitting because there are so many who would miss the whole point (seriously, the lyrics make me laugh).

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Mar
11th
2020

Show of hands, please. · 12:57am Mar 11th, 2020

Who else is just bored with the (insert obscure disease here) mass hysteria right now? We've seen this time and again. :facehoof:

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Feb
16th
2020

Slow Progress on Next Chapter · 3:16am Feb 16th, 2020

No, the story isn't dead.

Real life has been my biggest drawback with writing. Too much that needs to be done (work/class/farm/etc.).

I'm making some progress on the next chapter. Just trying to set the right tone. It's been slow going, but getting there.

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