"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

Because "fantasy erotica" sounds better than "cartoon horse porn."

I like mares and stories about mares.

hey paisanos! I am just an italian stallion who writes grimdark shit. but don't take me too seriously lol.

I write stories mainly featuring small horses having sex with one another, and that is probably all you really need to know about me.

PRONOUNCED: sem ee yawn || they/them || any character i ever write, ever, is 18+ unless explicitly stated otherwise

Fetish Aficionado, Princess-Loving Bastard, Whore for Comments

Why do I write? Because it's fun! :D

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

I write books, make indie games, love Pokemon and FIM, and have a Ko-Fi, please give me money. Currently working on: Pokemon InfraRed and UltraViolet.

Scraping my way up

A real lady killer.

Herp derp

It's better to burn out than to fade away.

Proverbs 17:17 || DM me over staff related issues.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice.

We are all unique individuals, of our own merits, flaws, and beliefs. Together, we create the future.

Formerly Fimfiction Drama, and now under new management. Found juicy drama? Know of an event not yet covered? Let us know!

I'm many former things.

"It's simple. We kill the Mykan." ~Johoker

Ask your doctor about DERPIPONE(TM)!

Success is 10% luck, 20% skill, 15% concentrated power of will, 5% pleasure, and 50% pain.

Not a changeling.

This is a sister account to Parallel Black for posting stories that are set in alternate timelines of the Triad Verse.

Story Approver and formerly sometimes writer. PM me if you have a Story-related question.

Insanity is only those of the vivid imagination

We writers do not speak. We do not hear. We have no songs. We have no pictures. We only have scripture. From words we bring images. From words we bring emotion. From words we bring life.

"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."

Keeping Christ out of Christmas since 1942

Hello! Vocalmaker writer and designer reporting for duty.

Just a guy who loves to write stories. I hope you enjoy some of them.

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

A guy who did pony stuff at one point.

A Pasty Plebeian Pencil Pusher

I think that fox boy girls are the best. That is all. See you in a few months. Oh right add me on Battlenet Willow#1213 if you wanna play Hearthstone or Heroes sometime kthxbai :3

Just another University-edicated fanfiction writer who prefers the cheers and laughter of ponies to madness and sorrow.

Roses are red, violets are blue. That was a comma splice, this one is too.

All my favorite colors, my sisters and my brothers... Hate the sig? Report me. Bullies get ignored, no exceptions. You know who you are.

Don't hate the approver, love the adorable RariFace and squishy cheeks.

I got a discord group. Come chill and have fun. https://discord.gg/tVTpFDWAtm

Fire-breathing dragon with a passion for reading, writing, and editing. Avatar by CosmicSpectrumm

Xaquseg is the system administrator for FIMFiction, as well as various misc. development, especially related to security. Non-technical problems are probably best asked to other staff members.

I'm the pony of your dreams... Your hot, sweaty, fitful, Rarity & ice-cream dreams.