I wanna return to monkey.

All my favorite colors, my sisters and my brothers... Hate the sig? Report me. Bullies get ignored, no exceptions. You know who you are.

Always be nice to other people. They outnumber you eight billion to one.

Retired staff. Please stop asking me to approve your stories.

- No Bio provided. Dia II is better, anyway. -

Be excellent to each other, and PARTY ON, DUDES! ~ Abraham Lincoln

I write pones and Humans. Or, at least, try to. Also a massive faggot for Sabaton. PM me Joakim pics.

Watching ever silently.

We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

"I knew they could be pretty stupid, but I didn't realise they could be so fucking dense that light bends around them." ~Sigma

Just a new writer, out to try and please some readers.

A guy who did pony stuff at one point.

I ask only that you would forgive me, should I ever truly go hollow, that you would not hate me for falling asunder to the insanity.

The man without a plan.

I just write for fun. Don't take things too seriously.

All the world is indeed a stage, and we are merely players, performers, and portrayers; each anothers audience outside the gilded cage.

I really like pie. Pie and ponies.

"Leave it to Admiral Biscuit to enter the contest, write its first entry as well, and disprove my expectations in one fell swoop." —Chicago Ted

"How efficiently inefficient of you." - Typoglyphic

Nopony special

I am an inspiring writer and the best way to practice my writing is by writing fanfics. My favorite shippings are Fluttercord and Darzotl,(daring do and ahuizotl)

All my stories end with the word "gullible." No really, check them out!

Now officially ded and Lurking indefiniTely

Cutie Mark Crusaders Forever!!!

Welcome to the Herd!

Trixie and Twilight are best ponies! (Diamond Tiara is best filly :D )

Twilight floated a second fritter up to her mouth when she realized the first was gone. “What is in these things?” “Mostly love. Love ‘n about three sticks of butter.”

Not a changeling.

So long, and thanks for all the fish! Remember to love each other.

Hello. I'm BillyColt. In real life, I'm a dweeby music student from California. Here, I write Pony fanfiction.http://billycolt.tumblr.com/

What's that smell? Is it blood?!... No, it's a Snickers bar... But what is inside?

I write poni. I am easily distracted. I like Oreos.

I've moved on from Fimfiction. New works on AO3!

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Somewhere in the USA. Probably older than you. And something about MLP:FIM makes me want to write stories. Unfortunately, being gainfully employed cuts into my writing time.

"You think you know me..."

Just a guy who loves to read and write. Creator of Luna's Grand Equestrian Archive and reviewer for Random Romance.

There's a reason why I'm TheExhaustedBrony. I should really invest in some sleep.

Put the cart before the horse, mix things up, and look at them in a different way.

If there is a fic I want to read, but it hasn't been written, then I make it happen. Simple as that.