Very divisible.

I write poni. I am easily distracted. I like Oreos.

“You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul.” George Bernard Shaw

Regrettably, Last Minute does still seem to be Best Minute

I'm nothing special, but I am trying.

"How efficiently inefficient of you." - Typoglyphic

Only mostly dead.

There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.

Write silly, not stupid.

Purveyor of substandard horse-words since 2012. [they/them]

Well this is the end Beautiful Friends. After more then 9 years this is FiM's Final Episode. It's been a lot of fun so until we meet again stay 20% cooler. BOOM!

Reads at the speed of lightning. Writes at the speed of molasses.

Put the cart before the horse, mix things up, and look at them in a different way.

Cutie Mark Crusaders Forever!!!

Someone once said I was passive aggressive. I disagree. I am far too impatient for that. I prefer just being normal aggressive. Don't worry about 'maybe' upsetting me, you will know.

Pinkie Pie is best pony. (Though all my fics are about Spike and Rarity.)

I'm Comma-Kazie; grammarian, nitpicker, and all-around master of feels.

I'm 10% hydrogen, 18% carbon, 15% concentrated power of will. 3% nitrogen, 65% oxygen, and a 100% reason to remember the name.

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

I like stuff. I dislike other stuff. I frequently dislike stuff other people like, and vice-versa. I'm not a troll; I'm a contrarian. I also write stuff, sometimes. It's not very good.

A female brony with a love for FlutterDash and a passion for writing.

So long, and thanks for all the fish! Remember to love each other.

irresistible

I've moved on from Fimfiction. New works on AO3!

I particularly enjoy the Equestria Girls setting and also have a soft spot for the CMC. Thanks for reading!

A brony of few words who writes many.

I'm Him. I been Him. I will continue to be Him.

mostly insane.

We didn't start the fire.