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All my stories end with the word "gullible." No really, check them out!


Stand before the might of my opposable flippers and tremble.

So, yeah. I don't really like blabbity-blabbing about myself too much. I'm just a dude that likes to write in my spare time (which is not much).

I also really appreciate constructive criticism, so if you see something in one of my stories that sucks or needs some improvement, don't be afraid to let me know. I don't bite!

Story Accountability Box

This box has finally been revamped yet again.

3/19/2016: 657 words written for final chapter of Don't Open Your Eyes, Scoot.
657 words total.
3/26/2016: 857 words written for final chapter of Don't Open Your Eyes, Scoot.
1508 words total.
5/22/2016: 844 words written for final chapter of Don't Open Your Eyes, Scoot.
2353 words total.

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My COVID test cost me 240 dollars · 6:01pm Last Friday

I got a COVID test two months ago because I had to (even though I already had it in March/April) and I got a statement saying I owe them 240 dollars. COVID tests are free for citizens in virtually every other country on Earth.

I'm not giving them one dime ever in my entire life even if I become a billionaire and they can suck my dick

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Ah, shit... Bacterial bronchitis, the 'favorite' disease of my youth. Coughing your lungs out was always 'fun' :unsuresweetie:

Kick these bacteria assholes in their assholes and get better soon, man :raritywink:

According to the doctor at the urgent care clinic I saw, it looks like bacterial bronchitis. Negative for flu. Taking antibiotics currently but the fever is still there. We'll see how I look in about 6 days from now.


You're feeling OK, friend :unsuresweetie:? That coughing wasn't anything serious, was it?

Would you be willing to possibly take a request?

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