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Fahrenheit


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Jan
4th
2017

Cactus puns needed · 5:59pm Jan 4th, 2017

The general consensus seems to be that 2016 was a rather difficult year. It was particularly brutal on my poor cactus.

It looks kind of pitiful, but trust me; I'm thrilled we even made it this far.

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Sep
4th
2016

1 AM: Fun AM, What-Has-My-Life-Become AM · 5:50am Sep 4th, 2016

Summer semester will get you to your college degree faster only because it is a shortcut through literal hell. Details of my finest moment the night I achieved a new personal low below the cut.

But first, please watch this video:

That time of year is coming.

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Jan
4th
2016

Quest Log Update: 2015 Wrap-Up · 12:03am Jan 4th, 2016

Oct
3rd
2015

Delayed Reaction: Best Episode · 7:30am Oct 3rd, 2015

Sep
19th
2015

1 Year · 12:26pm Sep 19th, 2015

Where did the YouTube link embedding thing go?

No time, let's vlog.

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Jun
27th
2015

Quest Log Update: June 2015 · 9:33am Jun 27th, 2015

Rarity levels reached an all-time high this month. Nationally, patriotism levels appear to have similarly topped the charts, which should make this Fourth of July a sight to behold.

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May
6th
2015

1 AM: Fun AM, Finally-Got-It-Done-AM · 6:25am May 6th, 2015

Whooo, turned in my last essay for my last class and am officially done with finals. Brain is fried, am in drunken haze of sleep deprivation, have picture story.

Hey story time

Once upon a time like a year ago Thor: The Dark World was coming to theaters, and I was really flipping excited.

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Apr
30th
2015

Everyone Weep With Me · 1:33am Apr 30th, 2015

You know what sounds like a great idea? Like, a totally responsible, really great idea? Starting a five-chapter story in the middle of exams. Brilliant.

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Apr
2nd
2015

IT'S STILL APRIL FOOL'S SOMEWHERE · 4:37am Apr 2nd, 2015

Super-last minute, forgot-about-it-until-just-now, APRIL FOOLS STORY TIME!

Hey story time:

So, my dad and I used to get really into April Fool's Day. It started with the Birthday Cake Incident.

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Mar
24th
2015

Brace Yourselves (plus prereaders?) · 1:23pm Mar 24th, 2015

Let's start off with story time.

Hey story time:

Mmkay so once upon a time my freshman year in high school, I was doing that thing where you write essays for your English class. Mind you--these were my first essays in a high school setting. The first was about symbolism and themes in Mary Shelley's Frankenstein, and the second topic was some crap about Wuthering Heights. Take a guess as to which prompt I liked more.

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