The general consensus seems to be that 2016 was a rather difficult year. It was particularly brutal on my poor cactus.

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Summer semester will get you to your college degree faster only because it is a shortcut through literal hell. Details of my finest moment the night I achieved a new personal low below the cut.

But first, please watch this video:

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Where did the YouTube link embedding thing go?

No time, let's vlog.

Rarity levels reached an all-time high this month. Nationally, patriotism levels appear to have similarly topped the charts, which should make this Fourth of July a sight to behold.

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Whooo, turned in my last essay for my last class and am officially done with finals. Brain is fried, am in drunken haze of sleep deprivation, have picture story.

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Once upon a time like a year ago Thor: The Dark World was coming to theaters, and I was really flipping excited.

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You know what sounds like a great idea? Like, a totally responsible, really great idea? Starting a five-chapter story in the middle of exams. Brilliant.

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Super-last minute, forgot-about-it-until-just-now, APRIL FOOLS STORY TIME!

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So, my dad and I used to get really into April Fool's Day. It started with the Birthday Cake Incident.

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Let's start off with story time.

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Mmkay so once upon a time my freshman year in high school, I was doing that thing where you write essays for your English class. Mind you--these were my first essays in a high school setting. The first was about symbolism and themes in Mary Shelley's Frankenstein, and the second topic was some crap about Wuthering Heights. Take a guess as to which prompt I liked more.

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