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Alaborn


Somewhere in the USA. Probably older than you. And something about MLP:FIM makes me want to write stories. Unfortunately, being gainfully employed cuts into my writing time.

Jul
8th
2021

Retrospective Review: Strong Seconds · 4:09am Jul 8th, 2021

Not an episode review this time.

PresentPerfect writes about the "Applejack Problem", that a character with everything figured out becomes too boring. Her cutie mark is literally deciding she wants to stay home.

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Jul
4th
2021

Retrospective Review: Putting Your Hoof Down and It's About Time · 1:13am Jul 4th, 2021

S2E19 Putting Your Hoof Down

Watching this episode as part of the whole series is jarring. You have episode after episode of ponies being kind and friendly, then a whole bunch of rude ponies all at once.

I hate Angel Bunny in this episode. I want to turn him into hasenpfeffer.

I'd like to know why there just happens to be a hedge maze somewhere near Ponyville.

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Jun
7th
2021

Retrospective Review: Hearts and Hooves Day and A Friend in Deed · 6:45am Jun 7th, 2021

S2E17 Hearts and Hooves Day

The writers have chosen, once again, to feature a holiday or celebration in this episode. Arguably, this is the seventh time (Summer Sun Celebration, Winter Wrap Up, Running of the Leaves, Grand Galloping Gala, Nightmare Night, Hearth's Warming, Hearts and Hooves Day), and the third time directly referencing a major American holiday.

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May
30th
2021

Retrospective Review: The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000 and Read It and Weep · 5:59am May 30th, 2021

S2E15 The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000

Let me start by saying how much I hate long lines like what's shown in this episode (the Black Friday model). If 100 ponies spent 10 hours waiting in line, that is 1000 wasted hours. There's a clear alternative to this, and it's a lottery system. Everypony at the gates of Sweet Apple Acres at 9:00 draws a number, and lines up in that order to get cider. The same number of ponies get served, but no one has to wait a long time.

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May
28th
2021

Retrospective Review: Baby Cakes and The Last Roundup · 6:11am May 28th, 2021

S2E13 Baby Cakes

So this was an episode that came completely out of the blue. There was no indication of Cup Cake being pregnant, let alone with twins. I'm assuming there was a toy involved.

"That makes sense, right?" Sure, but if you're a pegasus stallion with a beige coat or a unicorn stallion with a yellow coat, I wouldn't recommend dining at Sugarcube Corner.

Of all the things I would hate about being a non-unicorn pony, changing diapers by mouth is #1 on the list.

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May
19th
2021

Retrospective Review: Hearth's Warming Eve and Family Appreciation Day · 6:03am May 19th, 2021

(There's a difference between the episode order in the Wiki and on iTunes, so I'll use the Wiki order here.)

S2E11 Hearth's Warming Eve

It's a Christmas episode. When I was young, it was pretty common for Saturday morning cartoons to have a Christmas episode some week in December. (Which would be horribly out of place when it was rerun in April.) Obviously, the ponies don't have Christmas, but the secular trappings of the holidays makes it clear that's what it is.

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Apr
29th
2021

Retrospective Review: Sweet and Elite and Secret of My Excess · 5:31am Apr 29th, 2021

S2E9 Sweet and Elite

I groaned when I saw this title was next in my rewatch list, because I remember not liking it. And rewatching it confirms my original assessment.

So this is another episode which uses moral lessons common to children's shows. Don't forget where you come from, don't forget who your real friends are, don't lie and pretend to be something you're not. And the episode uses a common sitcom trope, trying to attend two parties/be in two places at once.

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Apr
22nd
2021

Retrospective Review: May the Best Pet Win! and The Mysterious Mare Do Well · 6:03am Apr 22nd, 2021

S2E7 May the Best Pet Win!

"You know, each of the main cast has a pet, except for Rainbow Dash."
"What kind of pet would Rainbow Dash have?"

Curious if that's how this episode came about. It doesn't seem like something that was planned from the beginning.

Featured in this episode: Dun dun dun!

I have no idea why Rainbow Dash finds sleeping in trees to be comfortable. If I could sleep on clouds, I would sleep on clouds every single time.

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Apr
8th
2021

Retrospective Review: Sisterhooves Social and The Cutie Pox · 3:38am Apr 8th, 2021

S2E5 Sisterhooves Social

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Mar
22nd
2021

Retrospective Review: Lesson Zero and Luna Eclipsed · 4:51am Mar 22nd, 2021

S2E3 Lesson Zero

In this episode, we get the first change in the opening sequence.

You know how in A Bird in the Hoof, Twilight Sparkle worries about being banished and thrown in a dungeon in the place where she's banished? Well, this episode is a logical continuation of that same ability to not understand rational consequences.

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