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On the Day of Leaping's Birthday she was gifted Two Awesome Drawings~ · 4:08am Sep 30th, 2014

So Friday rolled around and just lookie what a friend decided to draw for me for my birthday.

[9/26/2014 10:21:44 PM] Mondai Shunfunktaketsu: Happy Birthday Leaping part 1
(Heil Leaping!)

Happy Birthday Leaping part 2

(Dat plot doh)

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I tollerate: FlutterMac, DerpyxDoctor, SoarinDash (barely, nice read until Spitfire's transformed into some psycho b*tch), RainFire, TwistxRumble, AppleDash, PokeyPie, TwiDash, FlashLight (only if it's well executed), DaringxAhuizotl

I ship: SpitfirexSoarin (Spitfire is best pony), CarrotxWritten, FancyxFleur, CloudchaserxThunderlane, PhotoxHoity, LyraScratch, OctaviaxThunderlane, CheeriMac, PinkieBlues, RariLane, ApplejackxFlim, DaringxDr.Caballeron, DiamondTruffle, FlutterCord (darn you demonwriter), LyraWorthy

I don't ship: Sparity, RariJack, SoarinDash, RarityxFancy, PokeyPie, Rumbleloo, Twixie, DiamondBloom, FlutterDash, ScootaBelle, DerpyxDr.Whooves, OctaviaxVinyl, SpikexSweetie, DinkyxPip, LyraBon, Twilestia, Dislestia, Winningverse-CloudkickerxAnythingThatMoves

Ships in blue I absolutely adore, and/or prob plan on writing about if no one does

I absolutely cannot stand SoarinDash, (it doesn't help that in my head canon Soarin is 10 years older than Dash). I can read fics about them but if they hurt and/or flanderize Spitfire I can't. Plus SoarinDash fics usually degrade Spitfire, painting her as a bad psycho girlfriend and something to compare to with Dash. That's what mostly bothers me about SoarinDash. There's only ONE fic that was able to pull off SoarinDash, hurt Spitfire AND make her a psycho b*itch, make Dash better, and not make me want to scream or internally die. You can find it in my top favorites box.

A bit random, but just kinda putting it out there, I hate fics containing rape (of any kind). I don't dislike it just because it's rape, I dislike it if characters unrealistically get over/brush it off and/or was just used as a plot device to up the drama and then forgotten. You don't just cry and then get over it. If it's portrayed appropriately then I'm okay with it.

Fan Theories

Theories that I agree or disagree with and a few of my personal headcanons


Featherweight is Snowflakes son and/or relative
Fluttershy's father was a Wonderbolt
Fleur and Fancy are married
Pinkie suffers from depression (doesn't mean I think she's a pycho murderer)
Sweetie Belle (and to some extent Rarity) is [was] abused by her parents. (most likely verbal)


- Lyra and BonBon are a couple FUCK YOU TOO EPISODE 100!
- Rainbow Dash is gay just because of her tomboyish nature.
- Pinkamena Diane Pie is Pinkie Pie's psychopathic killer alterego.
- Scootaloo will never fly/is handicapped Ugh, episodes, you're killing me.
- Scootaloo is an orphan/is homeless
- Derpy is an irredeemable klutz that travels around with The Doctor (who still keeps her around for some reason)
- Dinky is Derpy's daughter along with Sparkler/Sparkler is Dinky's teacher
- Starswirl the Bearded is Discord (I don't support this theory, yet I have a headcanon on it. It would be like me writing Scootaloo as an orphan, it's a popular theory that I don't believe yet have my own interpretation on it *shrug*)
- When Starswirl first cast his last spell he ruined someponies lives. (Um, how would that even work? He didn't have friends so his spell wouldn't have any targets and I doubt the spell would just target random ponies and elements of harmony weren't even discovered in his time so... yeah. Unless it switched up the elements of loyalty and honesty, eh eh?)

- Fancy Pants is the pony equivalent of Rockefeller.
- Fleetfoot and Misty Fly are two COMPLETELY different ponies. common people, it's not that hard to see.
- Lightning Dust wasn't kicked out of the academy, she was just taken of the field and to Spitfire's office so she could have a stern talking to.
- Snips and Snails = Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum.
- Twist's mom is a dance instructor (A.K. Rodgers said her name was Shimmy Shake)
- Cadence is the crystal princess not because of some timey-wimey stuff, the reason that pony said that was because she just rescued them and was wielding the heart so this was showing us that the crystal ponies are willing to accept Cadence as their leader.
- This: http://www.reddit.com/r/mylittleconspiracy/comments/18q793/clover_the_clever_is_celestia/

Look, look at how cute she is! How can anyone possibly forget this Wonderbolt? She's 50 times cuter than that female dog Fleetfoot.


Hey there, I'm Leapingriver, I love creating and writing origin stories. The only drawback is that I have to think of ways ponies earned their cutie marks.

Other Fanfics I'm working on with other people:

I'm editing Epidemic by UnknownSubject (I wasn't able to edit his most recent chapter due to conflicting schedules)

I'm co-writing and editing It's Finally Over by brony4life99 (I've written most of Sparkler and Dinky's interactions)

I just started to edit:

The Chaotic Misadventures of Discord by DemonWriterX (I've edited recent chapters 3 & 4 and anything that comes after. I'm also in the process of editing her first 2 chapters.)

The Diamond Exchange by the ever amazing angelbunny (I'll be editing & pre-reading his 3rd chapter when it's done. His first 2 chapters though are flawless, so I'm more or less going to be his prereader.)

I'm editing:
Daring Do and the Search for the Winter Pearl by the ever humorous DemonWriterX

Avatar done by my amazingly talented friend Mondai.
(Links in journal)
Link for picture above: http://freefraq.deviantart.com/art/Misty-Wonderbolt-376308170

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Leaving this screencap here because I recall that you like these two.

You're welcome, my liege!


And I thank you for joining the legion. Truly.

~Skeeter The Lurker


Doesn't look like it... Up to you, really.

Though, I certainly wouldn't mind!

~Skeeter The Lurker

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