(Hopefully this Bio is here to stay) Young College Student Studying Metallurgy, Crazy OMAM fan, Ponies way too much on his off-time.

It's fanfiction all the way down.

Convention Runner, Statistician, and lover of all things Soarburn

I hope you're having a good day.

(This user is now Inactive) - Love, Flutterpriest and Petrichord

I will review your plans for world domination

Please keep your legs and legs inside the ride vehicle at all times. Thank you.

If I see far, it is because I am lofted on the withers of horses.

"Burninating the countryside... burninating the peasants... burninating all the peoples... and their thatched-roof COTTAGES! THATCHED-ROOF COTTAGES!! And the Trogdor comes in the NIIIIGHT!!!"

Catch me at trotcon

Don't hug me

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

Being small has its perks.

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee.

Hope you laughed or learned something.

"Gather ye rosebuds while ye may, Old Time is still a-flying, And this same flower that smiles today, Tomorrow will be dying."

Ironic reasons are the best reasons darling.

A guy. A guy who writes stories. Stories about ponies. (And sometimes robots).

Author, former Royal Canterlot Library curator, and the (retired) reviewer at One Man's Pony Ramblings.

BEHOLD MY SUPERIOR INTELLIGENCE AND MASTERY OF WRITING! MWAH HA HA HA HA- (ack) (cough) (cough)- urgh, I think I pulled something...

"From his position outside of the narrative, he can bear witness to all that transpires within." --FanOfMostEverything

Harkness compliant since 2015.

Follow me on Disord: Godfrog#4197 Support me on: My patreon https://ko-fi.com/nailah

|| Self-Insert Fanfic Author and Lover of Rainbow Dash || Also have a thing to help me not run out of Doritos funds plz ||

Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice.

Yeezy taught me.

"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Roselucky Seven; Want to support me?

i am but a silly college student who loves cute little ponies! :0

Not really here.

Avid reader, writer, and a blackjack dealer to boot. I love rocks, and steampunk, and mlp :p

Some people are morning birds, other people are night owls. Me? I'm some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon.

"OH GOD, THEY'RE LAPDANCING ME!" -Steel, 2015 - Aspiring author, artist with absolutely no skill yet a lot of wants, and just your typical, all-around lover of MLP fanfiction. That's me.

Master of certain tangible things, writer, mandalorian. Commission Info

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

I hope you have a good day, every single day. (Also accepting commissions.)

"[FoME] manages the impossible combination of being an actual legitimate nerd while staying unabashedly pleasant." —Aragón

Presenting the best version of the weirdest idea!

Salutations! "nothing is certain, doubt everything except your head and your heart." - Steadfast Hoof spike is best dragon

Writing is my passion and hobby. Join me and follow along for whimsical adventures both fun and sad, romantic and dark, and adventurous and quaint if that is your fancy.

"Please stop here, this is bat country!"

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

My friend, you would not tell with such high zest; To children ardent for some desperate glory, The old Lie: Dulce et decorum est; Pro doctrina mori.

I shall deconstruct, make fun, and parody everything in existence. And whether you like it or not, I don't care.

~untitled unmastered~

Auf Wiedersehen, fuckboi