Master of procrastination and occasional writer of pony stories.

More of an Equestria Enthusiast, but glad to be here. | Audio Reader

And all your friends will be there with smiles on their faces.

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(Hopefully this Bio is here to stay) Young College Student Studying Metallurgy, Crazy Of Monsters and Men fan, Ponies way too much on his off-time.

It's fanfiction all the way down.

Convention Runner, Statistician, and lover of all things Soarburn

I hope you're having a good day.

(This user is now Inactive) - Love, Flutterpriest and Petrichord

Sweetie Belle is best pony. | Avatar by lilfunkman.

If I see far, it is because I am lofted on the withers of horses.

"Burninating the countryside... burninating the peasants... burninating all the peoples... and their thatched-roof COTTAGES! THATCHED-ROOF COTTAGES!! And the Trogdor comes in the NIIIIGHT!!!"

"Mousse once killed a man just to watch the light fade from his eyes. this isn't a bit, I am legitimately terrified of her" -numbers

Don't hug me.

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

Being small has its perks. (no access to fimfic right now :(. Contact me on discord instead! Miller Minus#6572)

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

Hope you laughed or learned something.

Ironic reasons are the best reasons darling.

A guy. A guy who writes stories. Stories about ponies. (And sometimes robots).

Author, former Royal Canterlot Library curator, and the (retired) reviewer at One Man's Pony Ramblings.

BEHOLD MY SUPERIOR INTELLIGENCE AND MASTERY OF WRITING! MWAH HA HA HA HA- (ack) (cough) (cough)- urgh, I think I pulled something...

Always late to the party.

"There was that whole weird thing with the horses." -- Craig Finn, "The Weekenders"

Beloved mare. Follow me on Disord: Godfrog#4197 Support me on: My patreon https://ko-fi.com/nailah

I am the culmination of self-inserts.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

Yeezy taught me.

"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Roselucky Seven; Want to support me?

i am but a silly college student who loves cute little ponies! :0

Retired staff. Please stop asking me to approve your stories.

Avid reader, writer, and a blackjack dealer to boot. I love rocks, and steampunk, and mlp :p

Some people are morning birds, other people are night owls. Me? I'm some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon.

"OH GOD, THEY'RE LAPDANCING ME!" -Steel, 2015 - Aspiring author, artist with absolutely no skill yet a lot of wants, and just your typical, all-around lover of MLP fanfiction. That's me.

Master of certain tangible things, writer, mandalorian. Commission Info

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

I hope you have a good day, every single day. (Also accepting commissions.)

Achievement Unlocked: 2020 Hindsight

Presenting the best version of the weirdest idea!

Salutations! "nothing is certain, doubt everything except your head and your heart." - Steadfast Hoof spike is best dragon

Writing is my passion and hobby. Join me and follow along for whimsical adventures both fun and sad, romantic and dark, and adventurous and quaint if that is your fancy.

"Please stop here, this is bat country!"

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.