Being against evil doesn't make you good.

"A story is not a machine that does what you tell it. A story is a beast with a life of its own" - Alan Wake

Ph.D. in procrastination and occasional writer of pony stories.

More of an Equestria Enthusiast but glad to be here. | Audio Reader

And all your friends will be there with smiles on their faces.

AIRPOD SHOTTY BOUTTA CATCH A BODY YOU LOOKIN KINDA SUSSY

(Hopefully this Bio is here to stay) Young College Student Studying Metallurgy, Crazy Of Monsters and Men fan, Ponies way too much on his off-time.

It's fanfiction all the way down.

Convention Runner, Statistician, and lover of all things Soarburn

(This user is now Inactive) - Love, Flutterpriest and Petrichord

Hatch opens, stark light

"Burninating the countryside... burninating the peasants... burninating all the peoples... and their thatched-roof COTTAGES! THATCHED-ROOF COTTAGES!! And the Trogdor comes in the NIIIIGHT!!!"

Not a writer

Try again. Fail again. Fail better. (Ko-Fi / Tip Jar)

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

Cherish the thought.

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

Hope you laughed or learned something.

Ironic reasons are the best reasons darling.

A guy. A guy who writes stories. Stories about ponies. (And sometimes robots).

Author, former Royal Canterlot Library curator, and the (retired) reviewer at One Man's Pony Ramblings.

The hardest part about writing is that nothing you make is ever as good on the page as it was inside your head... but other people don't know that, so we worry over nothing.

Always late to the party.

Pineapple Love. Beloved Mare. Follow me on Discord: Godfrog#4197 Support me on: My patreon https://ko-fi.com/nailah

I am a master of self-inserts and self proclaimed lover of Rainbow Dash, I'm also cringe as fu-

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

Pat is love, Pat is life

"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?

i am but a silly college student who loves cute little ponies! :0

Retired staff. Please stop asking me to approve your stories.

Avid reader, writer, and a blackjack dealer to boot. I love rocks, and steampunk, and mlp :p

Some people are morning birds, other people are night owls. Me? I'm some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon.

"OH GOD, THEY'RE LAPDANCING ME!" -Steel, 2015 - Aspiring author, artist with absolutely no skill yet a lot of wants, and just your typical, all-around lover of MLP fanfiction. That's me.

Master of certain tangible things, writer, mandalorian. Commission Info

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

Forget not that I am a derp.

Presenting the best version of the weirdest idea!

Salutations! "nothing is certain, doubt everything except your head and your heart." - Steadfast Hoof spike is best dragon

Writing is my passion and hobby. Join me and follow along for whimsical adventures both fun and sad, romantic and dark, and adventurous and quaint if that is your fancy.

"Please stop here, this is bat country!"

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

Nothing real can be threatened. Nothing unreal exists.

I shall deconstruct, make fun, and parody everything in existence. And whether you like it or not, I don't care.