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one-big-twinkie


hey paisanos! I am just an italian stallion who writes grimdark shit. but don't take me too seriously lol.

Dec
15th
2021

Actually... · 1:14am Dec 15th, 2021

Took a brief overview of the changed story. Noticed a lot of bad grammar and spelling. decided to delete. will Edit spelling and maybe change some things like an clopping Italian George Lucas. Then reupload. I would rather it not stay up embarrassing my English teacher for any longer than strictly required.

Crap! can't tag story already deleted. Well too late to care now, I probably should have posted this first.

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Dec
15th
2021

Changing name. · 12:54am Dec 15th, 2021

I am changing the name of one of my stories so that it better fits the content.

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Sep
11th
2021

friendship can't steel beams. · 2:35pm Sep 11th, 2021

20 years ago today, 10 year old me, saw the towers come down. I was close enough to smell the dust and hear the sound of concrete smashing into the ground.

And 20 years later I am sitting in my underwear, drinking mouthwash and writing MLP porn about the sexual victimisation of the mentally subnormal. Some wounds never heal.

Mar
25th
2021

Tough crowd... · 6:00am Mar 25th, 2021

Oh you like gangbangs followed by hanging, but there is some big taboo about the sexual victimization of the mentally disabled.

Feb
15th
2021

A tragic missed opportunity. · 4:15am Feb 15th, 2021

Note to self: The next time that my writing happens to include griffon semen - I must make sure that I refer to it as "birdseed".

for example.
"Gideon the griffon smiled even as a final string of birdseed slowey dripped from the tip of his pecker onto the shag carpet"

Feb
10th
2021

learning nothing from past failings half forgotten, and speculating on future failings yet to be experienced. Italian millitary thinking at the dinner table. · 4:54am Feb 10th, 2021

Yesterday I was at dinner with my parents, and as grace was being said I thought "I really need to improve that rape/execution scene in the first chapter of my clopfic" which blessed be by the time nobody reads this I will have done.

Then I ate some great fettuccine.

Jan
26th
2021

Next story annoucment. · 7:48am Jan 26th, 2021

Next story involves the sexual exploitation of the mentally disabled. My ancestors must be smiling upon me.

Sep
20th
2020

You know who you are. · 12:14am Sep 20th, 2020

This goes it to a certain nasty cock-slut, I can't confirm that you are listening, but my fanfic seems like it would be right up your alley.


Sep
17th
2020

Drawing a line in the sand, this far and no futher! · 1:31am Sep 17th, 2020

Today, I make a proclamation, a promise, and statement of intent.

let it be known to all - in this or any other land, that while there is still breath in my body I shall never use the term "Mare-cum" in any written work. or so help me god.

suck it down.

Jul
9th
2020

who were they? · 1:47pm Jul 9th, 2020

My experience with the blogging function of this website, as limited as it is this being my second blog entry, has driven me to scream into the void a question which shall fall from my lips with clanging echoes.

Who is reading these things?

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