"Fine. I'll do it myself." -Horndog (who has a new Discord server, PM for details), having run out of stories containing his fetishes.

Dislexic tring to wright storys, makes gammer natzie eyes bleed.

Hay, you there. Wanna feel something?

I like reading and writing sinister and macabre stories because I find them deeply cathartic. If you do, as well, then you're in the right place.

I'm a six course meal, you're just burnt toast. Writing porn that normal people won't.

🇳🇱 🇺🇦 Putting "shit" in "shitpost" since 1996 🇳🇱 🇺🇦 [your/mom]

Heyo. I'm the alt of a writer you may know. I write super weird shit here. Ratings off because Celestia forbid any of this gets featured. This account will only post, not follow or rate.

"Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing." - Georges Danton

Here to try my best. I'm the artist fumalunga, findable on Twitter and derpi. Profile Pic by Nookprint.

Just a guy who likes writing and reading some pony fanfiction.

Thanks for Coming In! | [(Somewhat) Retired]

I am nothing

The Guy who wrote "Dibs on My Sister". Editor for Clopficsinthecomments and Prereader for Firesight. I love Bat Ponies. Eeee!

I write fetish clopfics and other things. Commissions: Open.

A purveyor of fine horse porn.

A real Nauvis, hah get it?

very good at writing very bad things

Being against evil doesn't make you good.

What a beautiful Sunset.

Now witness the power of this filly armed and operational battlestation.

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

Part-time foalcon enthusiast. I also enjoy editing stuff sometimes. I appreciate any support you can give me!

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

Cynically Pretentious Hedonistic Nihilist...and those are my nicer qualities!

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

They were all in love with 'Shy and they were drinkin' from a fountain that is pouring like an avalanche comin' down the mountain.

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

I've got Shining Armor tied up in my basement for molestation purposes.

A chill purveyor of stories. A little microcosm of depravity with a heart.

I write horse words. Sometimes people pay me to.

I'm not an alt! You're an alt! The whole darn system is an alt!

"Any religion that allows or commands you to pass judgement on, convert by force, or kill another human being is not a religion that serves any interpretation of any God or Gods above." Unknown

an amazing balance between feelings and emotions and incredibly hot M-scenes

Selling out has never felt so dirty. (Patreon!)

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I have Rainbow Dash's head. Give me monies or you'll never see it again. Except in the photos I send you of me molesting it with my futa parts.

I tried so far... and got so hard... but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (SubscribeStar)