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πŸ‡³πŸ‡± πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ Putting "shit" in "shitpost" since 1996 πŸ‡³πŸ‡± πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ [your/mom]

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  • 18 weeks
    Weird people in my DMs

    If you got a similar message, do not reply, apparently the guy got banned for scam.
    Tbdesu, a person who calls my writing "optimistic" is either insane or a pretty poor scammer, lol.
    On the other hand, if someone wants to make a comic out of It's Not Easy Being Green or Silver and Diamonds for (You), I'm in, madlads.

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  • 19 weeks

    From ECDC website:


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  • 32 weeks
    When your mates show up with vodka

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  • 47 weeks
    Stoned thoughts

    I had that stoned thought that crushing a bunch of billionaires in a tin can would remove the Harambe curse, but judging by the fact that France apparently went full 12 Monkeys, it's not likely.

    Also, I should get back to writing. I have some ideas and they're fire.

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  • 50 weeks
    It's already past midnight in the Netherlands...

    ... so I officially turned 27. Happy birthday to me, I guess.

    2 comments · 110 views

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Maybe one day (right now I'm writing a Dinky fic that's rather low on fetishes).

Hello, I loved your G5 pee stories.
Can you make more, if possible?

Yeah, I can write normal stuff, but I choose not to.

You're a bit odd, and your stories are kind of pants on the fetish side of things, but you're good at shitposting so good on ya, lad.

thank you for the watch

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