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• 2 weeks

  Goddamit

  I recently had a surgery and my liver isn't that great, but I swear, it's gonna be the Dutch football team that will kill me...

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• 5 weeks

  I woke up still not dead again today

  My birthday was on 6th.

  Long story short, I got out of the hospital today.

  To be honest, it wasn't even something particularly stupid I did, though it certainly didn't help - I mean, your 28th birthday isn't exactly the moment when you expect to get appendicitis and also when you show up at the ER drunk and dramatic, with more than average BAC and less than average IQ, the doctors don't expect it either.

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• 27 weeks

  Weird people in my DMs

  

  If you got a similar message, do not reply, apparently the guy got banned for scam.
  Tbdesu, a person who calls my writing "optimistic" is either insane or a pretty poor scammer, lol.
  On the other hand, if someone wants to make a comic out of It's Not Easy Being Green or Silver and Diamonds for (You), I'm in, madlads.

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• 28 weeks

  Fuck.

  From ECDC website:

  Overview

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• 40 weeks

  When your mates show up with vodka

  

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