I recently had a surgery and my liver isn't that great, but I swear, it's gonna be the Dutch football team that will kill me...

My birthday was on 6th.

Long story short, I got out of the hospital today.

To be honest, it wasn't even something particularly stupid I did, though it certainly didn't help - I mean, your 28th birthday isn't exactly the moment when you expect to get appendicitis and also when you show up at the ER drunk and dramatic, with more than average BAC and less than average IQ, the doctors don't expect it either.

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If you got a similar message, do not reply, apparently the guy got banned for scam.
Tbdesu, a person who calls my writing "optimistic" is either insane or a pretty poor scammer, lol.
On the other hand, if someone wants to make a comic out of It's Not Easy Being Green or Silver and Diamonds for (You), I'm in, madlads.

From ECDC website:

Overview

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I had that stoned thought that crushing a bunch of billionaires in a tin can would remove the Harambe curse, but judging by the fact that France apparently went full 12 Monkeys, it's not likely.

Also, I should get back to writing. I have some ideas and they're fire.

... so I officially turned 27. Happy birthday to me, I guess.

Vignette? Is that you?

Via OnlyFans Girls Posting Their L's

aka "Tween pisses off about two people". But let's start from the beginning.

For those who don't know, Offprint is a writing site started somewhere around 2020, apparently due to its creators becoming increasingly displeased with the way knighty manages this forsaken site (as you may imagine it involved a certain white horse as well as clop stories involving fictional characters being fictionally underage).

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Since apparently that's what the cool kids do, I decided to get my own TMI DNA DNI policy. At first I wanted to include anyone who ever wrote a story featuring transgender characters, which is legal by fimfic rules, but 90% of those stories are sappy shit, but then I realised that:
a) I'd have to stop interacting with myself

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