Since several readers have pointed out that they don't want to touch the tumblr (for which I can't blame them; I hate Tumblr myself), I figured I'd copy the Q&A over here for such people. These are all the questions I got the other day, and my answers.
anonymous asked:
Ever considered a 'what-if' story where Jade is the one who gets the smoke and she smokes Done in the caves?
It very bloddy.
So bleed.
Much annoy.
Toilet paper wads stuffed up your nose solve everything! 
Today my mom dropped the bomb that I was circumcised as a baby. My entire life I thought they were suppose to look like that but turns out... guess I don't watch enough gay porn.
If I have to go poo at school, I only use the single-occupancy, all-gender restroom.
...but it's also really really gross and frankly TMI, so you've been warned. If you read the latest chapter of Sunset Vs. ("The Yule Log"), it's directly related to that. A sequel, if you will, to the real-life incident that inspired it.
It has a lovingly detailed description of autofellatio. *braces for downvotes*
That particular act is #3 on the list of things I wish I could do, right after telekinesis and not having to sleep. #TMI
Since Equestrians display a level of flexibility more similar to carnivores than to horses in the show, and since the males are, I think it's safe to assume, all hung like horses, I've just gone ahead and decided that that many of the males can do this.
Some people I follow have done this, and I figured... why not. I mean really.
50 QUESTIOOOOOONS
1. What is your first name?
Brian. Boring-ass name, not a fan of it. Knew like three or four Brian's in high school.
2. How old are you?
24, gonna turn 25 in December. I don't feel too good about it.
3. What country are you from?
'Murrica.
4. What do you look like?
Since apparently that's what the cool kids do, I decided to get my own TMI DNA DNI policy. At first I wanted to include anyone who ever wrote a story featuring transgender characters, which is legal by fimfic rules, but 90% of those stories are sappy shit, but then I realised that:
a) I'd have to stop interacting with myself
As y'all probably know, I just updated Twilight's Secret Journal for the first time in a little over two months.
There will be more updates this month (yes, plural). Oh and also this...
Those might be sleeper earrings. And they might be copper colored. 
To guys! Ballad of the Dawn has been a long time coming, and I have some really cool information regarding the series. Here it is:
Ballad of the Dawn: Multiverse
Q:What is it?
A: Ballad of the Dawn: Multiverse is a large crossover event across all my works. Pretty much all of it is canon to Ballad of the Dawn!
Q:... You're kidding me, right?
A: You wish I was! But all of my works will be interconnected. Here's a brief overview of my timeline:
Here are some Trick Questions, after the cut.
And maybe some important stuff about me and my stories hidden afterwards.
Me introducing myself to class literally every semester.
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