Since apparently that's what the cool kids do, I decided to get my own TMI DNA DNI policy. At first I wanted to include anyone who ever wrote a story featuring transgender characters, which is legal by fimfic rules, but 90% of those stories are sappy shit, but then I realised that:
a) I'd have to stop interacting with myself

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Edgy Mio is forever in my heart, but right now this is the most compatible avatar for me, I guess.

I kinda can into darts, but this guy is epic.

Today I'm sober and fimfic is still cringe.

Happy New Year, faggots and faguettes
(I can totally say that, I met a guy on Grindr and the rest of this story is probably too much information and I'm also drunk

Here's to another year of offensive fetish pony porn, lol. I didn't write anything for Christmas because drinking with my brother and being a fun trolling trickster mentor uncle to his kids is more interesting than y'all, sorry. I may not have muscles like Dominic Toretto (I doubt anyone in this fandom does, we're but a bunch of autists straying further from God's light) but family is also important to me, believe it or not. How's your Christmas? Like John Lennon (who may have actually been a

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Croatia screwed Neymar over, no reason we can't do the same to Messi, lol.
Edit: oh fuck...
Edit 2: OH, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!! (krijg de tyfus, Messi)
Also, new story next week. It's almost wholesome.

It's called voetbal.

If Netherlands wins today, Qatar is completely 100% out of the tournament.

So far it's going well.

Edit: second half was kinda shit, though (also, I haven't been at Philips Stadion for ages because I completely forgot Cody plays there).

This may be the stupidest World Cup ever (not made better by Senegal's coach looking like my weed guy), but we have to finally win it for once.