God/Allah/Skrillex exists and she's Dutch.

(of course Maya wouldn't get it, she's from Belgium Brabant)

Disclaimer: it's been like, a decade since I last did this kinda stuff and I'm likely taller than (you), but like, whatever.

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You may now have a dubious pleasure of reading the fimfic-friendly version of my new fic:

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Not gonna bother with explaining what it is about because half of you hates it for existing and another half will get off to this anyway, and I ran out of fucks anyway. There's also a version for truly awful people on my Gay-O-3, but who'd read that, haha.

I mean, I'm generally working on a completely different story, but I'm kinda struggling with it (especially since it's easier for me to write bloody murder than a sex scene as of late, though my next main project has both), so I instead finished a different thing which was sitting on my hard drive for a while. It was a bit difficult to write because it's partially an awful story, partially a way to cope with trauma (if you think I wrote this instead of therapy, don't worry, I do both therapy

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Yay, I guess
I'm a bit busy lately, but soon I may drop something degenerate and therapeutical at the same time, so stay tuned. It's not an easy fic to write, even though I'm taking a somewhat unrealistic route with it (obviously, no one would want to read it if it was realistic). But enough of this, I unfortunately have to be sober-ish but I think that's for the best? Idk, adulting is hard.

Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.