You may now have a dubious pleasure of reading the fimfic-friendly version of my new fic:

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Not gonna bother with explaining what it is about because half of you hates it for existing and another half will get off to this anyway, and I ran out of fucks anyway. There's also a version for truly awful people on my Gay-O-3, but who'd read that, haha.

Geez, I haven't done anything for a while, have I? The most recent chapter was, like, almost a year ago. Really sorry about that.

Well, anyways, I'm back now. I'm gonna try to scrounge up the motivation to do a new chapter, wish me luck on that.

Again, sorry for being gone so long! I hope you don't think I'm dead!

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"Ahh," I sighed. "It's a beautiful day here in Maretime Bay." The sun was shining brightly, and things were going smoothly. Of course, there was that unicorn attack just yesterday, but that doesn't matter to me much. I'm just here to enjoy the sunshine, and breathe the crisp morning air, and-

"Who are we?"
"We're an angry mob!"

The voices seemed so distant, but they were definitely there.

"What are we?"
"We're an angry mob!"

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So, I'm canceling Your Human and You.

I'm done with writing stories.

I'm done with My Little Pony.

I'm quitting Fimfiction.

I'm a dickweed who forgot to log off of the computer before leaving his friend's house.

Suck it, Blackie!

oh yes the finest piece of art. mmh yess 10 outta 10 looks like him alright

Hopefully you lose custody of the kids, you crazy bitch!!!!!

Thanks to my new boyfriend, I've come to remember a world of yonder years. A world from which I've been absent for near an eternity. A world filled with pastel shaded tiny equines. And here it is. And here I am. Fuck me.

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OKAY SO!

Ha ha! Regarding the TEK updates, when I said I’d totally have a new chapter next week, and then three chapters on Halloween, I didn’t think about how that meant four chapters in the span of two weeks SO HAHA! Please ignore that, even though I’m still planning on updating this week/the next. Just one chapter, though. Not four. Unless you want outlines in which case I can totally do that. But if not, the other three chapters will probs come during the first few weeks of November.

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Hi everybody!

I hope you've been having nice holidays if you celebrate them, and if you don't, I hope you've been having a wonderful week. Since it's very unlikely TEK will update before the year ends, and since my end of year blogpost won't be till later, I just wanted to share with y'all a comic ArcticWaters gave me for Xmas which is AMAZING and depicts the first time Twilight sees snow after a thousand years.

Putting it under the cut

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