I write stories mainly featuring small horses having sex with one another, and that is probably all you really need to know about me.

haha rainbow machine go brrr

"Oh look a distraction."

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

“It’s terribly dangerous for an artist to fulfill other peoples’ expectations. They produce their worst work when they do that.” - David Bowie

Took a rather long Hiatus from FimFiction writing, but I'm back now, hopefully a bit more reliability

All my favorite colors, my sisters and my brothers... Hate the sig? Report me. Bullies get ignored, no exceptions. You know who you are.

We write stuff, and sometimes we post it.

Come with me, and you'll be, in a world of pony procreation...

If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity.

I write things.

time is a crime

Write what you like, and like what you write.

Small horse and noodle enthusiast

A man who has seen the world of my little pony and wishes to see what could make it better

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

13 years a fan, but 59 years under my belt! BA in English, two + two kids/step kids, like to work cons, and sling 280-character pies on twitter. For more info, see: https://tinyurl.com/jumnbd5

A broke, anxious mess with a sweet tooth. Usually tired or hungry.

A hack writer with moments of brilliance upon occasion. Feel free to toss a few bucks in my tip jar https://paypal.me/JeremyCurd

I left for eight years. Now I've returned, a changed beast.

I'm just here to write.

"wait, it's all porn?" "always has been."

Let ideas and all speech be free. I will respect your ideas, your characters, your ponies. Feel free to ask me anything!

An aspiring writer who grew strong with the help of fellow fans of MLP.

Just your average reader and occasional writer. I like exploring 'want of a nail' type scenarios and fallen heroes. For some reason people seem to like my stories. Strange.

"Don't be better than everyone else. Be better than yourself." - Now with a Patreon! Check it out! Commissions open!

"I love deadlines! I like the whooshing noise they make as they fly by." -Douglas Adams

I'm a quasi-professional internet technologies specialist who dabbles in fanfiction. I write, draw, and sometimes edit. When I'm not creating, I'm sleeping. Mornings are my mortal enemy.

A fellow traveler...

I have been known to write smol horse words on occasion.

"Nobody is perfect. We all had our victories and defeats… You learn from defeats, and with them, victories are obtained."

I'm Commander Applejack, and this is my favorite website on the internet

A little turtle who likes to write

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A plate full of blins and a cat nearby.

There is nothing as liberating, or terrifying, as a blank page.

Love is a verb, not a noun.

Why do I write? Because it's fun! :D

I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".

"Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing." - Georges Danton

three of us is one!!

So left, two, three! So left, two, three! Join us our comrade, join with the worker's united front for you are a worker too!

I am Warhorse! I'm the Red Rider, weilding my sword. And my only purpose, is to cull the herd of humanity.