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I tend to focus on love and relationships, and what ponies would think of experiencing such a thing with a human. Throw money at me here https://www.patreon.com/captainanonymous

What a beautiful Sunset.

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Virtually invisible to PaulAsaran

LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

Thanks for Coming In! | Retired

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

As of October 25th, 2022, I've retired from Fimfiction. I'll miss you.

I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

Just some random guy. [Retired]

Part time writer, full time ded

silver medalist in the retard olympics ♪~ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

Well, I'm not much of a brony as I don't like the show, but I greatly respect the fans and their work. I often wish the fanbase of some other franchises were as talented and ambitious as the bronies.

I'm a canadian artist who loves to draw boobs. Find my art at http://www.patreon.com/spindles

My obsession with a flying rainbow pony made me do this.

Too much to write; too little time

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Everfree Northwest is Seattle's premier My Little Pony fan convention! We hope you'll join us for our eighth annual convention, taking place May 17-19th 2019.

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

space is a waste

"Of all the terrible batponies in the world, you're the least terrible."~PresentPerfect🐴Ponk & GlimGlam are best ponies🐴Text 714-496-3119 with the name of an MLP character to get a cute picture!

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

This is fiction. But it is based...

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."

Be sure to leave me a comment if you enjoyed something I did. I live for them. Like what I do? Consider becoming a Patron!

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

I might use a semicolon properly from time to time... That's about the most you can expect from me.

A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

Okay, I admit it, I'm probably not your mom. But odds are I'm old enough to be. Now with Patreon account (under alarajrogers) and short stories on Amazon (under Alara Rogers).