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A broke, anxious mess with a sweet tooth. Usually tired or hungry.

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Pear Butter and Bright McIntosh have recently passed. What remains of the Apple Family find themselves in the care of their newest family member. But they can't do everything to provide for the new foal on their own.

An ad is placed.

A position is filled.

But loss is a thing that affects each individual differently. And new faces can be both a curse and a blessing.

Chapters (1)

My name is Lottie.

When my Grandpa died, I never expected any more really drastic changes in my life. Maybe I would've been more prepared.

Clues and whispers aren't going to be enough on their own. Sometimes you just have to get your hands dirty, set things in motion yourself, no matter how weird they get.

And boy, do things get weird.

And on a completely unrelated note, word on the street in Ponyville is that there's something in the woods.

fanart by Apex-Jerico (spoilers for Ch. 3)

Featured: 01/01/19 (thanks)

Spoilers in the comments, you've been warned

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A Unicorn Interpreter should have a certain set of criteria. They should be accommodating, professional, and flexible enough to handle whatever jobs get thrown their way.

Also you have to be a virgin. That's very important.

And for certain folks, that part is the least you have to worry about.

Original idea/universe by Lise Eclaire and can be found here.

Chapters (2)
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