A Pole by birth, a Lawgiver by trade and a Trickster by choice. Altogether a most friendly, sociopathic madman. At your service...

Hundreds of masks, not one disguise.

Forget not that I am a derp.

“There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.” - Patrick Rothfuss

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

This is fiction. But it is based...

One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.

We're going to build an exact copy of Ponyville... right over there! We've got less than a minute!

Just your average reader and occasional writer. I like exploring 'want of a nail' type scenarios and fallen heroes. For some reason people seem to like my stories. Strange.

Listen to the crashing of the waves, the flow of a stream, the roar of a waterfall, or the patter of the rain.

Princess Alicorn Sunset Shimmer(TM)

A guy. A guy who writes stories. Stories about ponies. (And sometimes robots).

An author slowly going mad from the tale that has taken over their life. News at 11. Now Accepting Tips in my Tip Jar!

"Do it with love, do it with passion and never dream small!” - Author, Designer & Creator - Patreon/Ko-Fi

Still tired. Still writing. Patreon

Author of the Homecoming series, occasional contributor to Bodyguard!AU, and food aficionado.

J. Klyne. Writer, Film Production Major, Prospective cinematographer, Screen Writer and Director

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.