You take orders from me now! Ya hear?! This is Sgt GobSmacker reportin' for duty!

Age: 25 Gender: Male. I can proof-read if you want, I am also doing vector graphics for covers and fan-art. For more info look below.

Everything grinds to dust eventually.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

I make music and shit. I might start making fanfiction, but that requires too much thinking.

'Kindness is a language that the deaf can hear and the blind can see.' ~ Mark Twain

I like ponies because they go insane. The end. I like to draw too.

space is a waste

Former pony writer, slightly unhinged whatever.

Just a plain user here with a penchant for stories, roleplay, computers, and SCIENCE. Also looking into writing my own stories too! Just as soon as I fix my horrendous English... Oh, and I do art too.

We are the collective consciousness of the Author Support group.

Having an account on this website is almost as digusting as having one on furraffinity, but where else can I post my terrible ramblings?

Account is very much on a non-disclosed Hiatus :D TO THE MOON!

Machine-God be praised. Also, call me "Mago-Five" and I'll forcefully shove a chainblade mechadendrite up your rectum. I mean it. Don't do it.

Stay awhile, and listen.

Hello everypony My name is Bill O'Reilly, I'm a political commenter on Fox news. When I'm not busy curing gays with prayer I like to write stories about ponies. God Bless America.

Some weird person who writes stories about ponies. You should probably just ignore him.

No bio here. Just a box.