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I have Rainbow Dash's head. Give me monies or you'll never see it again. Except in the photos I send you of me molesting it with my futa parts.

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Totally not an April Fools story. Non consensual nose-booping is serious business.

Fluttershy is betrayed by one she trusted the most, violated in a heinous act of non-consensual nose-booping. Enough edginess to cut a bitch ensues. Clearly the most horrifying story I have ever written; I can only pray it doesn't get me banned forever.

Contains: non-consensual belly rubs, non-consensual booping, non-consensual brushie brushie, non-consensual cuddling, paper-thin disguises, hood autism, ruined for marriage, edgy enough to cut a bitch, pregnancy does not work that way, law does not work that way, nothing works that way and I have no idea what's going on, april fools/foals

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Prince Blueblood has a lot of ponies above him in the line of succession, but now he's found a way to eat his way up the list. He's discovered a potion that will allow him to devour the princesses whole, and not leave a drop of evidence behind.
Fatally smug vore ensues.
This was a commission for Lightnight_Flash99. His intent is to do a version of Blueblood that could have been done in the show, but wasn't. So obviously alternate-universe Blueblood.

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Warning: Contains: alternate universe, Blueblood being competent, Celestia's fine booty, crying like a bitch, death, digestion (rapid and inexplicit), flavor testing, improbable magic, smug sociopaths, violence (light), vore (soft but fatal)
Warning: Do not attempt to eat alicorns on your own without adult supervision. This includes plush ones.
Super Extra Uber Warning: This story does not contain sex or blood. Please do not read if you are offended by a lack of graphic sexual content!

Characters in order of appearance: Blueblood, Hot Brew (OC), Boiling Elixir (OC), Rarity, Luna, Celestia, Shining Armor, Cadence, Twilight Sparkle

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