Prince Blueblood has a lot of ponies above him in the line of succession, but now he's found a way to eat his way up the list. He's discovered a potion that will allow him to devour the princesses whole, and not leave a drop of evidence behind.
Fatally smug vore ensues.
This was a commission for Lightnight_Flash99. His intent is to do a version of Blueblood that could have been done in the show, but wasn't. So obviously alternate-universe Blueblood.
See my subscribestar for early access to fics and to help pay my bills so I can write more. Commission info here.
Warning: Contains: alternate universe, Blueblood being competent, Celestia's fine booty, crying like a bitch, death, digestion (rapid and inexplicit), flavor testing, improbable magic, smug sociopaths, violence (light), vore (soft but fatal)
Warning: Do not attempt to eat alicorns on your own without adult supervision. This includes plush ones.
Super Extra Uber Warning: This story does not contain sex or blood. Please do not read if you are offended by a lack of graphic sexual content!
Characters in order of appearance: Blueblood, Hot Brew (OC), Boiling Elixir (OC), Rarity, Luna, Celestia, Shining Armor, Cadence, Twilight Sparkle
Heehe. >=3 This story is friggin, awesome! Thanks soo much for doing this" ^w^
7912425 It's what I commissioned so... *pffft* =P
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7912454 I know right? I think I may have gone too far with my 'no limits' mentality.
More seriously though, this guy isn't meant to be canon; he's an alt version so basically just a guy with the same name. Maybe I should have made a 'censored' version where I replaced his name with Bob, since people are shallow enough to let that make a difference.
I also noted downvotes coming in before anyone had time to read the first chapter, so it's pretty obvious people will vote for this based on the name even though the character in the story is different.
7912483 That would certainly unrustle my jimmies a fair bit.
And Prince Bob has a nice ring to it.
7912485 I'm tempted to make one with an OC name and release it separately just to compare, but I think that'd be breaking fimfiction rules somewhere. Not because it should be done, but because it would show how ridiculously stupid people are.
7912483 Personally... I see this version of Blueblood as what the show cannon version of this character, should have been, an Alternet Universe version. =/
7912545 That's sort of what I mean, but probably said it crappily. I edited the description to possibly help the slow ones understand.
Why isn't there a sex tag?
7912713 Last I checked, eating someone was not sex?
7912483
I also noted downvotes coming in before anyone had time to read the first chapter,
I'm somewhat surprised that doesn't happen to everything you post just by association, to be honest. I love your work, but I know if I see your name on something, most people won't like it so much.
BUU!!! BUU!!! NO BLOOD OR NECRORAPEMURDERRAPE (did i say rape?) Downvoted to hell! (jkjkjk)
Its so weird to read a story by you that is this... soft? Well this is the risk of taking commissions i suppose! :P
Not my piece of cake but hey! Its a refreshing change for you i'm sure!
7912721 I thought the sex tag may apply to fetish-related snuffing like this, but yeah there's no intercourse so whatever.
7913575 Well I consider this less soft than "Hoo", since there's no violence at all in that, but I guess a lot of people think sex in a story is worse than murder in a story.
7914662 I feel like I'm lying if I put the sex tag on it, because people will read it expecting Blueblood to rape his victims and be disappointed when he doesn't. That'd be kind of mean
7915183 agreed
Typical OOC garbage. No different than any awful furry vore fic I've picked apart viciously. This one's so cliche it doesn't even warrant it. All the tropes of the overpowered A-hole predator are present.
great story so far, I hope to see the rest of he story.
Not my thing personally, but the story did leave me with a wonderfully ironic vision of Blueblood cleaning up Twilight's Number One loose end, discovering the hard way that scales capable of standing up to lava don't digest as fast as ponies, and resulting in him having to cope with an angry purple and green fire-breathing chest buster.
7920225 You just described why this fic is absolutely perfect. The commissioner asked for an asshole predator and that's what they got! As I've said in other commissions, the only opinion that matters is the one of the person that paid me to write it. Sure I'd have never written Blueblood as doing anything but dying on my own, but that's the great thing about commissions; I get to write about things I wouldn't normally touch.
Not entirely sure how it could be considered 'ooc garbage' though when the author didn't like Blueblood as a character prior to writing it. Clearly you haven't read my other work, or else you'd know that my OOC garbage is significantly more gory and rape-y than this!
7920291 Sadly this story is already complete unless someone pays me to write more.
7962177 Well he'd only have to do that if anyone realized he was the assassin.
As is, he'll pretend to be sad and after a few years of half-way decent ruling, Spike and the remaining mane6 will be following his orders every bit as loyally as they followed Celestia's. 
7962948 I considered doing vore commissions 10 years ago on FA, back when I had spare time for writing a lot more. But when I floated the idea... this sort of thing was all I got in way of requests.
I hate the cliche far too much and dropped the commissioning thing.
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I assume you made your comment under the impression that I had found my fucks.
I'm sure you will say something that no one has ever commented to me, and that I haven't answered a dozen times already, just like you did before! 
If something like that was the case, then thank you!
So if you understand how commissions work, why did you think I would care what you thought?
Though by all means, keep commenting, my fans love butt-hurt comments!
Or maybe that's why you made the comment? Maybe you saw that my bio requests butt-hurt comments, or maybe you saw in comments where I lamented the lack of fun comments, so decided to help?
7964870 Or maybe I just comment thusly on stories I find particularly vexing.
7970845 I like your comments; what can i do to make sure you comment on more stories?
7971111 Make pointless crossovers with Warhammer with a moody teenage HiE where the characters are all OOC and there's no reason for them even to show up in the first place and then everyone runs about retardedly juggling all possible idiot balls while murdering each other wantonly?
Of course, then I might have no choice but to have my bestest buddy (he's great, he's really great) Trump nuke your house from orbit in revenge for the WORST.... POSSIBLE.... FANFIC!!!
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So you're saying you'd play your trump card?
If I write anything on Warhammer it's guaranteed to be out of character since I know little or nothing about it. All I know is that it's Warcraft's poorer cousin, which is a feat since it came out before Warcraft (which I know equally little about). I wasn't sure if people even played it anymore.
7973359 No, I'd play my ace of spades... (Alondro has suddenly transformed into one of Drax's race from "Guardians of the Galaxy", those guys who don't get metaphors... because of random crossovers.)
*after "eh, might as well" reading*Meh, decent writing for a commission, even with A-hole "gary-stu"ish pred. I wonder thou how is sun and moon moved afterward's in that verse? Or do they just go wild, like in Fallout-verse?
And what i see for ol'Blueball's is some karma (the most inescapable force). Maybe in a ironic way; meaning he get's eaten by something bigger(dragon? Other pony?FlurryHearth? Evil inter-dimensional entity known as Hasbro C&D?), OR he is eating someone and potion wear's off when prey is halfway down the throat. Or he end's up alone in the world or uni/multi-verse.
But anyway, keep writing your stuff. It probably provide's stuff for certain person's, some might consider crazy or something. But who is sane in this world?
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Everyone forgets the Hearth's Warming Eve episode where it was stated that unicorns can do the day and night thing without the sisters.
But no, this Blueblood will not face any penalties for what he did. He'll pretend to be devastated by the loss and within a few months will have the remaining mane6 following his orders just like they did Celestia's.
Maybe you'd enjoy Blueblood's fate in my "Condemned" fic more. He gets gutted and pissed on in that one.
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Yeah, i do remember the xmas thing. Perhaps I should have worded it like this: How many unicorns does it take to move two celestial bodies?
So "karma-houdini" with decent leadership then? Ok
Lets put that story (condemned) on my "do-to"-list. I read it later, since im middle of other read, AND writing my own fic.
At least Blueblood is OOC.
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To be fair, Blueblood doesn't really have much of an IC. All we know is that he's an ass. We actually have no idea of how competent or incompetent he is.
8177144
Yup, that was the main focus, to show how he could be, not how he is. ^^;
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Greetings! ^_^
I'm the commissioner of this here fic, I appreciate you adding your scathing comment of the Story I enjoy reading, because I paid for it.
I also appreciate how you seem to get your kicks from belittling the interests of others for your own self gratification.
Free speech is so nice these days, and so readily taken advantage of. and I'm going to exercise free speech myself. ^.^
If you don't like it... Don't friggin read it. ^.^
Or, maybe give constructive criticism instead of ripping it a new one? =3
8561150 It's a prototypical vore fic. They tend to be terrible. This one's no exception.
Nuff said.
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Any particular reason that you said prototypical instead of typical? I mean in that sentence, they mean the same thing. Was it to sound smarter?
See, it's a little confusing. Saying you don't like typical vore fics in the comments on one that you read isn't exactly a good counter for 'Don't read this if you don't like it'.
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Maybe we shouldn't be too quick to dismiss this guy's criticism. I mean look at his stories; this guy is an expert on terrible stories.
Well if you ever make a sequel to this story can you make it so that the Alicorns, Shining and Rarity are brought back to life and they rise up against Blueblood then?
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That'd be up to the commissioner. I don't want to make additional chapters that change the fate they paid for, though other authors are welcome to make non-official alternate endings.
I really like this, uniqueness
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It is unique! Despite not caring for Blueblood too much, I enjoyed writing the commission because it was definitely a change of pace. I think this is the only story I've done that has non-sexual vore as well.