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I have Rainbow Dash's head. Give me monies or you'll never see it again. Except in the photos I send you of me molesting it with my futa parts.


Totally not an April Fools story. Non consensual nose-booping is serious business.

Fluttershy is betrayed by one she trusted the most, violated in a heinous act of non-consensual nose-booping. Enough edginess to cut a bitch ensues. Clearly the most horrifying story I have ever written; I can only pray it doesn't get me banned forever.

Contains: non-consensual belly rubs, non-consensual booping, non-consensual brushie brushie, non-consensual cuddling, paper-thin disguises, hood autism, ruined for marriage, edgy enough to cut a bitch, pregnancy does not work that way, law does not work that way, nothing works that way and I have no idea what's going on, april fools/foals

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Utterly ridiculous!

It's perfect!


paper-thin disguises

I-is this a reference?

Boop u too.


I am so confused I cannot do anything but 👍

I just can't even

Well, just remember if you develop schizophrenia from this, I am not liable.

It could be?
The hood disguises are mostly a reference to what the great DWK refers to as 'hood autism' where ponies can't tell who someone is if they are wearing a hood regardless of how obvious it is otherwise.

Hood autism is a beautiful term.

In other news this reminded me of a Roald Dahl book. In Danny, Champion of the World, the poachers discovered that if you placed a cover over a pheasant's eyes, it simply stopped moving, because birds don't run away from anything they can't see.

I'd love to see that principle applied to pegasi. You put a bucket on RD's head and she just h*cking freezes on the spot.

Sounds like a wonderfully depraved setup for a good booping story, actually.

Well that works in Skyrim, if you put a bucket over a shopkeepers head, it breaks their line of sight with everything and you can just take all their stuff.

I like this

I like that you like this.

Dang! I wish I had thought of this. Poor Flutters.

Not the Boops! Ahhh! All Over My Nose!

I totally read that in Nicholas Cage's voice.

Hi Shakes. Happy First Day of April.

You’re welcome

Has science gone to far?!

This is almost wholesome.

Who are you?

I imagine them all as foals doing this

This is extreme, even for you! :trollestia: :rainbowlaugh:

Shakespearicles senpai!
I'm so jealous of you, I bet you get all the Twi-boops. :twilightoops:

I know right? Having their feathers floofed as punishment was probably going too far. :rainbowderp:

Do we have genetically engineered pony pets yet?
Then science has yet to go far enough.

Headless Rainbow's evil twin. :rainbowdetermined2:

This is magnificent, I love how much effort you put into the prose.


Yes, I in fact put almost no great effort into this. Calling anything I write 'prose' is a bit of a stretch completely accurate. :rainbowkiss:


Shakespearicles senpai! I'm so jealous of you, I bet you get all the Twi-boops. :twilightoops:

<<<<< I do wish it were so. But alas, as you can plainly see, I have to (quite literally) watch my back for a certain, possessive alabaster stallion. Her boops are for him, alone.

But isn't that incest? :rainbowderp:
I knew it! :rainbowkiss:

I"ve never even booperbated

Fluttershy, honey, I love you... but that is a f-ing LIE.

How do you get pregnant... from boops?

yush! pony pets for the win, then I could get a basket, feed it good healthy foods (but wouldn't have to be uber careful about table scraps like you do with a horse horse). and to you and the author Happy April Boops day!

Her parents told her booperbating would make her blind.

What do you mean how? Hasn't anyone had 'the talk' with you yet?

You'd just want to boop them, you perv :twilightangry2:

this is fucking disgusting! how could anyone write something so dark and perverse? poor little Fluttershy, she didnt deserve that at all. this just made me vomit a little *disgust*

I’m going to pretend I didn’t hear that.

Nah, I'd want to hug them and squeeze them and call them George.

She deserved it. Fluttershy is nothing but a little hoof tease.

I... I have no words... Poor sweet Fluttershy was... DEFILED! How could anypony defile her like that? Brushing? Belly rubs? BOOPS?! Pony waifu is forever DEFILED

You’d probably go through 20 of those in a week.

And now I have to rewatch that grapist skit. Thanks.

I know the things you write are normally very depraved, but this, this is too much. I didn’t think you would ever stoop this low, and yet you have.

This is absolutely beyond the pale. What utter filth. You've gone too far, Headless.

I'm unfollowing and leaving the group.

LOL, j/k, I love it. :rainbowlaugh:


It makes you wonder why the admin aren't doing their job and banning me for the countless complaints I no doubt received for this story.

How the hell am I laughing but crying at the same time with this story?!? This is the darkest cute story I have ever read!!!

How can you think something so heinous is cute you psycho :fluttercry:

Because I am just as F:applecry:cked up as you are! :pinkiehappy:

“Not your own noses,” Twilight rolled her eyes. “That would be silly.”

This whle story was silly.:rainbowwild:

How dare you :pinkiegasp:
Non-consensual booping is a serious problem in today's society and should not be taken lightly or joked about. :pinkiecrazy:

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