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Rumble receives a rare offer of eternal life from Princess Celestia. There's just one catch: he can never grow up. It's a tempting proposition, and though Celestia has never explained why she does it, only one foal in history has ever refused her gift.

As Rumble tries to make up his mind, he's plagued by the only question nopony can answer to his satisfaction:

Why is this happening to me?


Written for a specific Writeoff prompted by a drawing by GroaningGreyAgony. Out of respect for those involved, I will not link to the image or event. Nonetheless, I remain deeply grateful.

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Princess Luna has returned to Equestria from her millennium of exile, but much has been lost to her: centuries of time, the respect and admiration of a nation, and perhaps worst of all, the beautiful stars in her mane.

Fortunately, she hasn't lost the love of her sister.


Entrant to the first Quills and Sofas Speedwriting competition for the prompt "The Stars are Gone".

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During a class trip to Manehattan, a teenage Cheerilee has the most embarrassing experience of her life. Fortunately, fellow student and friend Vinyl Scratch is there to help her through the pain—and in the process, teach her something important about who she is.


Written for Trotcon 2019's Speedfics-R-Us panel, with minor revisions after. The prompt: write a story involving Cheerilee, Vinyl Scratch (a.k.a. DJ P0N-3), and Manehattan.

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This story is a sequel to Candy Mane's Almost-Epic Slice-of-Life Adventure


It's common knowledge that Candy Mane is, in all likelihood, the least clever pony in all of Equestria. But that doesn't mean she can't find romance on Hearts and Hooves Day!

No... wait, I'm pretty sure it does mean that. But maybe romance can find her, instead?

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Diamond Tiara has a difficult relationship with her mother. She gets an idea for a Hearth's Warming wish from Ruby Pinch that may help, but it's something money alone can't buy.

For material goods, bits will do nicely. For everything else, there's friendship.

Written for the 2018 Secret Santa compilation as a gift for Meridian Prime.

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Most of the time, Pinkie Pie is the happiest, most cheerful of ponies, but she often has a hard time coping with loss.

Today we see just how hard, as Pinkie says goodbye to a special friend.


Written for the "Keep Pretending" Writeoff.

"I Love to See You Smile" (cover art), by Zaid Val'Roa, was part of the art competition and served as the specific inspiration for this story.

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Shining Armor goes to sleep one night and wakes up in the future, having been resurrected by his wife Princess Cadance for the fourth time. All of his memories of the past century are missing, and his kingdom is nearly unrecognizable.

As Shining struggles to make sense of the new world around him, he begins to suspect there's more to the story he isn't being told...

Written for The Writeoff Association's "All the Time in the World" contest.

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In a series of Lunar coincidences, Rainbow Dash gets in trouble while teaching.


Written for Trotcon 2018's Speedfics-R-Us panel. The prompt: write a story involving Rainbow Dash, Featherweight, and the Moon.

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Twilight Sparkle and Starlight Glimmer are going through a rough patch in their relationship. Sunburst is due to visit and his presence can only add to the friction.

It doesn't make things any easier when the two mares accidentally simulate a copy of the universe. One that simulates its own copy of the universe, which simulates its own copy, which simulates its own copy...


Partly based on the minific "I don't know, Timmy, being God is a big responsibility" by Twitter @qntm.

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Zecora teaches Rainbow Dash how to groom Scootaloo so they can safely pursue a sexual relationship in secret. Using clever psychology, the filly will think she's the one in control, even though Dash is obviously pulling the strings...

...right?

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