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Who the Hell is THIS Guy?

Heya, folks! I'm Jake The Army Guy! I call myself that because my name is Jake, I'm in the US Army, and... well, I think you can figure out the rest. :ajsmug:

I'm a Public Affairs Broadcast Journalist, meaning I make radio and TV news for the Army, in addition to handling public relations. I like to play drums, video games, and occasionally write about ponies. I also do fan fiction reviews and a bunch of other stuff for FOB Equestria, Home of the Military Brony, and mod a few groups over on Facebook. Ain't I interesting?

Flame Fuel(shamelessly ripped off from Bad_Seed_72):

Politics: Independent Conservative

Religion: Christian Universalist

Best Character: Spike

Best Pony: Applejack

Best filly: Babs Seed

Preferred Ships: MacDash, SoarinJack, SweetieSpike

People Who Make Me Not Suck:

Golden Vision


Piquo Pie

I also do pre-reading/editing for people who I feel need it/ask me nicely. By all means, drop me a line if you want my advice, but I may be too busy.

Random Shite:

Favorite Movie: Die Hard

Favorite TV Show: Doctor Who

Favorite Video Game: Resident Evil 4

Favorite Band: Metallica


So, the Royal Canterlot Library is running a thing for their anniversary. You can nominate a second story by an already featured author for a second feature. If you didn't know, Under A Luminous Sky was featured in the Pony Fiction Vault, back when that was still a thing, so I am ineligible for another feature. If someone wanted to submit one of my other stories I'd be honored and humbled.

But even if it's not me, vote for someone whose stories touched you in some way. I nominated Austraeoh by Imploding Colon, ie Short Skirts and Explosions. GO over and make your voice heard!

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#779 · 4w, 6d ago · · ·

Ze boat! It is on ze building! Zat is ze USS Constitution.

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#777 · 5w, 6d ago · 2 · ·

The boat! It is on the building! That is the USS Constitution. Mon dieu.

#776 · 7w, 1d ago · · ·

how're you feeling ya vagina discharge?:derpytongue2:

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