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"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

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A simple glimpse into Big Macintosh growing up, growing old, and moving forward.

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This story was written for a contest in the Quills and Sofa's Speed Writing group. Stop in some time and check us out! (unless the blinds are pulled then you need the secret phrase to get a peek)
Contest #74: Dictionary of Thoughts #1 - 9/15/20
Prompt: Pleasure
Quote: "The seeds of repentance are sown in youth by pleasure, but the harvest is reaped in age by suffering."
It got 1st place, so woo!
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Special thanks to Holt and Wish for pre-reading and editing, as well as the others in the contest for the kind words.
Art is by sb. Watch your filters, content warning on a lot of their newer art. Used without permission so any issues yell at me.

CONTENT WARNING! Involves season 9, for you people who can't handle the truth.

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Hearthswarming, the time of year when ponies all about Equestria come together, both family and friends, to kindle the love in their hearts and share gifts that speak more volume than words. By now, most were in their homes, or in the guest rooms of far away relatives, staying comfy and warm while the outside billowed and snowed, blanketing the landscape with a layer of white which twinkled under Luna’s bright moon.

However, not all ponies knew better, and for three close friends and lovers, this Hearthswarming Eve would prove to be a challenging night.

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This was written for AndwhatIseeisme, for JingleMas 2020! They requested Starlight and Trixie shipping, and naturally I had to stalk them to see what they read and wrote. Once I caught my breath and put my pants back on, I noticed their love for a three way shipping of StarTrixBurst, so I rolled the dice and took the gamble and included him too. I hope you enjoy it!

Cover art is by soft-arthropod, who is sadly not active anymore (or at least on Derpi), used without permission so if there are any issues feel free to yell at me.

Edited by the ever wonderful Aurora Dawn, thanks man I owe ya a bunch.

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After a tiring day of bureaucracy, Celestia enjoys some quiet time to herself before a hearty fire. Dancing in those flames is a memory, one of a distant past, where two young mares would watch their world change, and themselves, for the better.

Cel and Lune would suffer greatly, but start something beautiful.

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Edited by flutterJackdash, and art is of course by the wonderful Alumx and used with permission.

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This was originally a PANIC! contest entry from 9/4/2020 in the Quills and Sofa's Speed Writing Server, with the subject being Sentimental Journey. It placed 3rd, which was nice. I cleaned it up some, polished a few words, and added another hundred or so for some context. It will be marked complete, but there's a good chance I might add a couple additional chapters as time goes on, however as it stands it's well enough alone.

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After a medical emergency, a pandemic, strikes Equestira, everypony is being safe and careful. Or at least, some are.

Months have passed, things are on the uphill again, so Nurse Redheart decides to go to visit her sister in Manehattan.

And Redheart thought she had it bad, but her sister's on the other side of things.

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Preread and edited by... no one.

Cover art by... no one.

This is about the story, about two sisters, and about how hurt we all are over everything.

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After a rowdy party in celebration of Princess Celestia and the human Mark’s engagement, all things should be back to normal… should, being the keyword there. No running water in the castle is only the start of the downward spiral. Much love, many laughs, and too much of a good thing are about to put everypony over the edge.

Lots of talk about sex, but nothing explicit.

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Cover art is by the wonderfully talented artist Silfoe without permission, so if there are any issues feel free to yell at me to remove it!

This is a gift for none other than the wonderful Little Big Pony! I hope you enjoy it, you’ve written some amazing stories, and I hope you keep up the trend. Pre-read and edited by the amazing Pascoite and wonderfully astute Fregz.

Box of Shame, M on, top position 3/5/2020. RIP.

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This is NOT human x pony romance!

Rudy is a pegasus stallion, living on Earth for the last 5 years. He's been helping a human named Jack deliver newspapers since coming here, and in the newspaper industry, there's no such thing as a holiday, unless the presses break down and can't be fixed by 8am the next day. This New Years Eve, Rudy and Jack go out to do what they do every night, but tonight might just be something special for the first time, as a mare he's come to fancy working inside the press building asks him a strange question.

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Edited (or at least who I saw in the gdoc before posting it) by Bill Cypher and Moonshot.

Written for Admiral's Not a Contest contest. I delivered newspapers most of my life, and we worked every day, every night, holidays be damned. I wanted to convey just how... normal a holiday would be to us. It was just another day, like Christmas, or Easter. We worked, we lived on, and we did the same thing every night, from when I was a baby, up to my mid 20's. Side note: I'm immune to paper cuts.

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Rarity spends time with the love of her life, Princess Twilight Sparkle, at the annual Hearth's Warming Ball.

Nothing will interrupt their dance, not even a changeling attack.

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Written for Jinglemas 2019, for the very lovely and author of the Best fimfic story at Bronycon 2019, Miss Monochromatic! There was no pressure for this story... nope... none... at all... OH God I'm still freaking out please don't hate it or me.

Cover art used without permission, so any issues I will remove. By bewarethemusicman.

Edited by the wonderful Pascoite, Anon Y Mouuse, and Moonshot.

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Twiggles makes new friends on her adventures in Ponyville. Princess Celestia claims they aren't really friends, but Twiggles will show her. She will show the world, how strong their friendship bondage is!

Story is "technically" complete, but leaving it open to future bad ideas and guest chapters!

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I don't even know anymore. Art is of course what's his face TJ Pones... or Jargon Scott, idk anymore I just assume they're the same person. Inspired from that one art thing, and no one edited because the only thing that could fix this story is the Delete Story button.

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This story is a sequel to Princess Celestia Side Swipes a 2001 Dodge Grand Caravan


After being assaulted by a minivan and then surviving a wild night at a bar with Thomas and his crew, Princess Celestia is ready to return home, peace treaties signed and fun had. As an aside, Celestia made a joke with the President of the United States about bringing a couple of these “minivans” home for herself and her sister.

Luna didn’t know what the massive shipping container that came along with Celestia was for, but upon opening it, realized they could have some fun with this…

Fiat-Chrysler would have been a bit more hesitant in sending off two brand new 2018 Chrysler minivans if they knew neither of them knew how to drive.

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Box of Shame 9/7/2019

Unedited, and probably not pre-read, or if it was I didn't listen.

A silly gift for Admiral, a sequel to a commission from him, and inspired by his blog post.

Now translated into Chinese thanks to Nova Twinkle!
Now translated into Spanish thanks to SPANIARD KIWI!

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Peaches aren't all that terrible. Just don't go making everything into them. You might find yourself feeling a bit peachy.

Written for GaPJaxie's Quills and Sofa's speed fic writing challenge on 8/21/2019. One hour to write, with 10 minutes to edit.

Prompt was "Technically not Terrible". I'm not sorry.

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The Biscuit of Admirals:
OH NO
I CAN'T IN GOOD CONSCIOUS UPVOTE
BUT I CAN'T IN FULL AWARENESS OF WHAT I'VE DONE NOT UPVOTE

Gon of Ara's:
yeah rob is just having a blast

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