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ROBCakeran53


Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice.

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This is NOT human x pony romance!

Rudy is a pegasus stallion, living on Earth for the last 5 years. He's been helping a human named Jack deliver newspapers since coming here, and in the newspaper industry, there's no such thing as a holiday, unless the presses break down and can't be fixed by 8am the next day. This New Years Eve, Rudy and Jack go out to do what they do every night, but tonight might just be something special for the first time, as a mare he's come to fancy working inside the press building asks him a strange question.

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Edited (or at least who I saw in the gdoc before posting it) by Bill Cypher and Moonshot.

Written for Admiral's Not a Contest contest. I delivered newspapers most of my life, and we worked every day, every night, holidays be damned. I wanted to convey just how... normal a holiday would be to us. It was just another day, like Christmas, or Easter. We worked, we lived on, and we did the same thing every night, from when I was a baby, up to my mid 20's. Side note: I'm immune to paper cuts.

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Rarity spends time with the love of her life, Princess Twilight Sparkle, at the annual Hearth's Warming Ball.

Nothing will interrupt their dance, not even a changeling attack.

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Written for Jinglemas 2019, for the very lovely and author of the Best fimfic story at Bronycon 2019, Miss Monochromatic! There was no pressure for this story... nope... none... at all... OH God I'm still freaking out please don't hate it or me.

Cover art used without permission, so any issues I will remove. By bewarethemusicman.

Edited by the wonderful Pascoite, Anon Y Mouuse, and Moonshot.

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Twiggles makes new friends on her adventures in Ponyville. Princess Celestia claims they aren't really friends, but Twiggles will show her. She will show the world, how strong their friendship bondage is!

Story is "technically" complete, but leaving it open to future bad ideas and guest chapters!

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I don't even know anymore. Art is of course what's his face TJ Pones... or Jargon Scott, idk anymore I just assume they're the same person. Inspired from that one art thing, and no one edited because the only thing that could fix this story is the Delete Story button.

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This story is a sequel to Princess Celestia Side Swipes a 2001 Dodge Grand Caravan


After being assaulted by a minivan and then surviving a wild night at a bar with Thomas and his crew, Princess Celestia is ready to return home, peace treaties signed and fun had. As an aside, Celestia made a joke with the President of the United States about bringing a couple of these “minivans” home for herself and her sister.

Luna didn’t know what the massive shipping container that came along with Celestia was for, but upon opening it, realized they could have some fun with this…

Fiat-Chrysler would have been a bit more hesitant in sending off two brand new 2018 Chrysler minivans if they knew neither of them knew how to drive.

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Box of Shame 9/7/2019

Unedited, and probably not pre-read, or if it was I didn't listen.

A silly gift for Admiral, a sequel to a commission from him, and inspired by his blog post.

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Peaches aren't all that terrible. Just don't go making everything into them. You might find yourself feeling a bit peachy.

Written for GaPJaxie's Quills and Sofa's speed fic writing challenge on 8/21/2019. One hour to write, with 10 minutes to edit.

Prompt was "Technically not Terrible". I'm not sorry.

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Reviews!

The Biscuit of Admirals:
OH NO
I CAN'T IN GOOD CONSCIOUS UPVOTE
BUT I CAN'T IN FULL AWARENESS OF WHAT I'VE DONE NOT UPVOTE

Gon of Ara's:
yeah rob is just having a blast

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Autumn Blaze enters the Iron Pony gymnastics challenge to show everypony just what she's got.

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While I am a judge, I cannot really compete in the Fimfiction Feghoot Festival, but I had to write something. So I figured, what the hell. If you haven't heard of this competition yet, then click those link thingies and check it out! This story should be an example of what not to do for the competition, and should hopefully make you all hate me just a little bit more.

Savagely edited at an unspeakable hour by the amazing Fregz!

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Golden Harvest found out she was getting married after a party. Problem is, her soon to be has a twin, and which one is him is anypony's guess.

Even the Twin's themselves.

Teen rating for mild language, and a couple implications.

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This story makes no sense, and was written in about two hours. Rushed, unedited, and probably bad.
Written for the Season 9 Bingo Writing Contest with only three days before the deadline.

Cover art done in 30 minutes via MS Paint, the best art platform there is. Random vectors are by people on Derpibooru. Rest of image is from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

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Out for a pleasant walk through the woods, Princess Celestia takes a break from dealing with Earth politics and finds herself exiting next to a long, black road. As it just so happens, a native comes by and hits her with roughly two tons of steel, plastic, and glass.

Luckily, the vehicle's occupant carries lots of napkins and bandages.

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This story is based on true events. Written for my good friend, Admiral Biscuit, as a commission/payment for a set of rear wheel bearing puller heads for a slide hammer. He also pre-read and edited it, because that's how he rolls.

Box of Shame second position 12/25. Bah humbug.

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Once upon a time, in the magical land of Equestria...

All Hell broke loose.

Meet Mister Officer, Awesome Police, who was pulled away from his 1970's Earth and thrust into the golden age of Equestria. Along with his deputy Sergeant Reckless, and a lack of any real law knowledge, the duo go around Canterlot dealing with crimes no other pony dares tackle.

These are their stories, their heroics, and their passion for fighting crime and punishing those who do wrong to others.

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Pre-read by Snakeskin Ducttape, and not properly edited by anyone, including me.

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This story is a sequel to What We Really Want


On a lazy Saturday afternoon, Spitfire travels to Ponyville to spend the weekend with her boyfriend Jacob after being put on administrative leave for a week. Jacob has a surprise for her, in the form of something he calls Bionicles. A surprise visit from Twilight, however, causes a change in their previously thought up plans for their future.

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Another commission by the awesome Doomgooey which basically continues from the last one.

Pre-read and edited by the King of Slice of Life himself, Admiral Biscuit!

Cover art is by (I think?) Wenni, used without permission so if there is an issue feel free to yell at me.

Also, this commission helped pay for new outer tierods for my mothers truck, so thanks! No more sloppy steering (for the time being).

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