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ROBCakeran53


"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

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This story is a sequel to Autumn "Blaze It"


After having visited a Equestrian small town for the first time, Autumn decides it's about time to visit a city, taking along Fern Flare.

It ends with half a block of Manehattan on fire.

Teen/Sex rating is simply for mentions of sex, nothing explicit happens... promise.

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Originally written for the Quills and Sofa's channel, PANIC! Number 74. Prompt was Failed Heist, with 35 minutes to write, 10 minutes to edit/cry, and 110 minimum word count on 2/10/2021. I don't remember if it placed or not, but I'll update this if it did. It probably didn't though.

Thanks to (probably) Decaf, Aurora Dawn, and Scoping Landscape for reading/editing/whatever they did I don't honestly remember anymore.

Cover art is a show edit by ah96. Just... pretend Fern and Autumn's expressions are reversed, and it makes more sense.

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Excellent Chatter 1 keep up the good work.
Let me know if need idears for your next story idear

This time, Applejack did bite her hat. As well as the police mare beside her. She bit her own hat, of course.

Of course. The alternative is just unsanitary.

:facehoof: You know, I don't know what I expected. This somehow wasn't it, but in hindsight...

Well, there are still kirin post-timeskip, so presumably these teething problems get resolved somehow. But I get the feelng they won't be allowed within Manehattan for centuries to come.

And yet, somehow I think this could've gone worse for Manehattan.

To which the mare suddenly burst into flames, and after several seconds the cast iron shackles simply melted away, down a storm sewer, where several minutes from now the sewer gas would ignite and take out another block.

Oof.

Can you imagine if you ever met a Kirin Karen?

Also, if a Kirin joins the police force, would you call it... Hot Fuzz?

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Also, if a Kirin joins the police force, would you call it... Hot Fuzz?

WELP, I GOT THE THIRD STORY IDEA NOW. THANKS, RAUGOS, YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD.

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Welp, I've got the name for Rosa's Character in my Brooklyn 99 parody if I ever write it.

Welp. This story helped me finally get around to your other Autumn Blaze story ("Best Kirin Does Gymnastics") and I gotta say I enjoyed both of them. XD

I appreciate the shoutout to my story too. :pinkiesmile:

Welp. (I don't have anything that naturally follows "welp," but I figured if the last three comments all started that way...)

“Trust me, if they can make wood look like chocolate, most of us mares wouldn't still be single,” Rainbow chimed in.

I need somebody to explain this one to me. I'm assuming it's dirty, but I don't understand in what way.

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Wood is often used as slang for a dick, so... a dick made out of chocolate, which is part of a joke that "the ideal man needs to have a dick made of chocolate and shit gold" or whatever variation of ideas you can think up. I was trying to make a dirty joke cleanish and I probably failed at it.

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