Equestria is still picking up the pieces after the defeat of Tirek, and everypony is helping out with the paperwork, even Rainbow Dash. Things change when Princess Celestia arrives, bringing with her a letter with some very stunning accusations of the exploits of a resident in the town of Oasis. Now, the main six are tasked with finding out if the letter was truth or fiction. Did this Mister Baker really do what they claim? Only one way to find out.

However, Mister Baker is not who, or what they expected.

Rated Teen for occasional language. Additional tags added for more dark themes.

Proof read and edited by the amazing SunnyPack , Snakeskin Ducktape, and Tyrannosaurus Tux.

One night at a get-together with her friends, Applejack learns that not only do her friends find her brother attractive, they've already got dibs on who will try to court the stallion. If they fail, the next mare in line will take her place. With the challenge set, will any of her friends succeed in seducing the stallion? Not if Applejack has anything to say about it!

With a special thanks to The Abyss for being my drinking buddy, editor, proof reader, and whatever else I'm sure he did when I was too intoxicated.

This is a collection of ROBCakeran53's (Me, dur) speed fics that I have done in the past, and hopefully will continue to do in the future. The rules are simple. I have three friends, two of whom (without talking to one another) think up two random characters in the MLP universe, and the third one thinks of a location. After a couple minutes, I am told the names and place I must write. I then have exactly one hour to write what I can. For the sake of your sanity (and not exploding this "story") I will only publish ones I managed to finish.

I will breeze through them to give minor edits for grammar, but otherwise, I will not touch them after my time is up.

Lets see what kind of destruction I can cause!

Mama always told me I were a special tree. I miss her smiles, 'n her stories. I guess all I can do is tell my own now.

This fic is for the Outside Insight Summer Fanfic Contest on EqD.
Thanks to my good friend, Patchwork Poltergeist for helping push me to actually do this fic. You're awesome.

Canceled because the concept is so overused anymore, there's no real point. I get my ideas would be "unique" from other authors, but sadly for me the idea has become stale. I won't delete though, who knows, maybe I'll get spunky.

Kurt, a loner for almost all of his life is thrust upon the inhabitants of Equestria in a freak accident. Now he must try to return home, but is there really any home for him to return to? Or will his past come back to haunt and destroy him? Meanwhile, something is stirring with Equestria's newest princess alicorn.

Thanks to Cthuluigi for the editing (Both past and present versions)
And thanks to CanadianDesperado for the cover art.

What's this? An entire world inhabited by talking equines? This inner dimensional portal full of bees outta put a stop to that.

Due to me taking too long, and the joke now stale with actual good merch, I'm canceling this fic. Sorry if this disappoints anyone, but I will leave it up. Who knows.

Applejack, lacking her classic Stetson? Rainbow Dash's mane, way too long? THE Princess Celestia, pink? When anything and everything in the world is run by Hasbro, this effort, or lack thereof, just won't do.

Having had enough of their image being sullied by executives that just don't care, the Mane 6 go on strike. Through the eyes of Mr. Potato Head, head of Hasbro, this can only mean disaster. Through the eyes of Mr. Bowing, an employee at the bottom of the food chain, this could be the end of his career, and that's if he's lucky.

But through the eyes - the mismatched eyes - of the ever-optimistic Derpy Hooves, this is a golden opportunity. Tasked with recruiting and leading a new cast of main characters, Derpy sets out to accomplish what's been asked of her in ways only she can. And may Celestia help us all...

Nearly a century after six mares united under Equestria's greatest ideals, one is left to ponder her dreams, her life, and her legacy. In doing so, she may realize that friendship - much like magic - truly never dies.

Spanish translation thanks to SPANIARD KIWI.

When your life is as dull a gray as the world that surrounds you, the mundanities can make it all seem meaningless. Sometimes all we need is a little color -- or six -- to reintroduce us to what truly makes life worth living.

*6-16-2017 Edit, added Rainbow Dash tag because it triggered knighty.*