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Elric of Melnipony


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Dec
7th
2020

Death From Above · 3:03am Dec 7th, 2020

There has been a trope (I suppose you could call it) in the naughtier parts of the fandom since probably almost the very beginning. It concerns pegasi (and alicorns), and it's absolute nonsense.

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Nov
20th
2020

Hi. · 2:14am Nov 20th, 2020

I'm still alive. I hope that's still true of all of the cool people I've interacted with here over the years, but these days, it's a bad idea to make assumptions.

How are you? Hangin' in there?

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Oct
19th
2019

And another thing... · 2:10am Oct 19th, 2019

Some time ago, the possibility of a sequel to one of my fics was threatened discussed. I wrote a couple of segments just now, and we'll see if my muse continues taking me to interesting places.

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Oct
18th
2019

Some headcanon for you... · 2:37am Oct 18th, 2019

These are ideas I've kicked around, but I'm not attached enough to any of them to want to argue about them. Pick a fight elsewhere.

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Apr
22nd
2017

Still a Mess, Still Not Dead · 4:48pm Apr 22nd, 2017

I hold my hands in front of me
To block my line of sight
It seems my eyes are getting tired
Of staring at the light
The more I see, the more I feel
The less I want to know
If you think too much, you'll blow your mind
You might just lose control
And scream

-- Seven Nations, "Scream"

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Aug
7th
2016

On the topic of shipping wars... · 10:11am Aug 7th, 2016

Welp, your old Uncle Elric has some things to say again, so I appreciate all of you coming here and spending some time with me. Now as you can see, I chose us all a spot in the shade, but it's still a hot day, so you may want to go and buy some lemonade from that stand over there. Don't worry about the product -- I had a taste myself earlier, plus they're good kids. Never cause any trouble in the neighborhood.

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Jun
26th
2016

More erratic than advertised... · 1:05pm Jun 26th, 2016

Yes, I'm still alive. Yes, I'm still a mess. In the words of the movie Starship Troopers, "Would you like to know more?" (It's okay if the answer is no.)

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May
20th
2016

Any suggestions for someone who has lost enthusiasm? · 2:34am May 20th, 2016

First off, let me say that this is not one of those "I'm leaving the fandom!" posts. For one thing, we all know that 97% of those posts should end with a footnote that says "I'll see you in two weeks, maybe less." For another, I have no reason to leave the fandom.

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Apr
13th
2016

Advice to New Writers · 11:58am Apr 13th, 2016

If past seasons are anything to go by, there have been waves of new users joining the site after each new episode (with more to come), and many of them have never written anything outside of school assignments before. In addition, there are long-time users who are equally unfamiliar with writing who suddenly decide to give it a shot. (There's nothing at all wrong with a user being just a reader on the site, but some of them do, from time to time, make the jump to writer status.)

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Feb
29th
2016

Candy ponies! · 11:56pm Feb 29th, 2016

Those of you who are frequent/regular readers of my blog may recall that not all that long ago, I said that I liked to think of G3 pony Minty as being related to Twist. (If you don't, you can go read it; I'll wait here.)

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