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SomethingEmoAndEdgy


"Thou shalt not cum outside of Rainbow Dash's nether regions." 1st EmoandEdgy 3:15

May
18th
2019

Barcast Interview · 9:18pm May 18th

Hello.

I'm being interviewed tonight on a wonderful podcast entitled 'The Barcast'. Click the link below to see the thread and link to where you can watch it.

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P.S.: Have you ever noticed that cheese pizza slightly resembles unwashed foreskin?

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Dec
28th
2017

If Not Now, When: An Ode to Sawing Through Zygoma · 12:39am Dec 28th, 2017

Hush, children, and sit around the buzzsaw as I tell you a tale that is sure to brighten even the darkest of hearts.

'Twas the night somewhere near Christmas,
and all around the house,
there was silence to be heard,
because the house's residents were killed by a ballgag filled with period chunks.

And that's how EmoandEdgy was born. Not with a whimper, but with a terrifed scream into the night,
The moonlit sacrificial right,
I saw Satan laughing with delight,

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Nov
17th
2017

Soon... · 3:40am Nov 17th, 2017

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Jul
9th
2017

Imploding Colon is a good author. · 5:35pm Jul 9th, 2017

Actually, shortskirts and all his personalities are fantastic.

Maybe I could be him some day...

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Rainbow Dash tries yeast.

Stay tuned....

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Jun
26th
2017

In Which I Recieve My First Piece of Fanart. · 5:03pm Jun 26th, 2017

So, a nice user by the name of Seventh Heaven drew this astounding piece of art for me. He said it should be used as my new profile pic. I'm inclined to agree.

Also, the prequel for Vaginal Mustard is on its way. It's about the real reason AppleJack's parents died. Here's a clue as to the title:

Jun
23rd
2017

Join the Mustardverse · 4:07am Jun 23rd, 2017

Jun
20th
2017

A Clue? Or Perhaps a Warning... · 9:14pm Jun 20th, 2017