U.N. Owen Was Her? ↑

"Yes, your eyeballs will grow back" ~A Proud Father

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

"You cannot conquer Ireland. You cannot extinguish the Irish passion for freedom. If our deed has not been sufficient to win freedom, then our children will win by a better deed." - Pádraig Pearse

Urban Planner, TV Tropes contributer, and writer on the side.

Providing a realistic simulation of life on a natural satellite since 2012

A normal fool with an abnormal life, out to set the world ablaze and have some fun in the process.

An amalgamation of nice and spice. Controversial in every sense of the word. Wonderbolts enjoyer.

"Oversocialization can lead to low self-esteem, a sense of powerlessness, defeatism, guilt, etc..." ~Theodore Kaczynski

🖤 i eat children 🖤

A chill purveyor of stories. A little microcosm of depravity with a heart.

O this dark world in which one day I’ll die.

Virtually invisible to PaulAsaran

I'm a brony and a Pinkie Pie fan but I like all of the mane six, as well as Spike. I hope to provide some entertaining and interesting fanfics for the Brony community.

"Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing." - Georges Danton

I swear every time I blink this site has fifteen new features. Six months isn't /that/ long a time to blink, is it?

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

Commission Status: FULL

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

silver medalist in the retard olympics ♪~ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

Writer, artist, YouTuber. Like my work? Consider commissioning art from me (details on my user page) or supporting me on Patreon.

Just an average insane brony, doing average insane things. Professional Fanfiction Writer and Purveyor, relevant links are on my profile page.

Hard work pays off later. Laziness pays off no-*snooze*

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

I type stories using my hands

I used to be relevant!

Gary Busey is a beautiful man.

Account Retired

Cover art artist, Youtube channel here and DeviantArt here

What I do: Proximity Zero. If it's closer than a parsec (3.26 lyrs) I'm not all that interested!

Voice actor and writer.

Ooooh! Butunz!

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?

Writer, Actor, Singer, Rapper, Aspiring Brony Voice Actor, Artist, Funny Guy, College Student & Aspiring History Teacher. I'm just a guy who wants to make an impact or mark in one way, shape or form.

Hey, Harry Leferts here from Nova Scotia, Canada. Hopefully you'll enjoy my stories.

the wankstain formerly known as Chromosome

Literally, Reckless. Ponies give this sorrel mare purpose. Be kind. Be happy. Be a good pony. 🐎 1948 - 2024

A real lady killer.

beak enthusiast

Thanks for Coming In! | Retired

The original Sunburst!