Axe Body Spray: Confounding ponies since 1983.

Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice.

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Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. - Theodor Geisel

Injection molding technician from Sweden that owns stocks in Hasbro—because ponies.

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The pony alchemist