Eternal lurker, new writer.

Author of the "Everyday Life With Guardsmares" greentext in the Royal Guard Mare General thread on /mlp/ and the "Red-Hot Rebound" story from /tg/

“What all the wise men promised has not happened, and what all the damned fools said would happen has come to pass.” ― William Lamb Melbourne

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

Are you a Rebel?

The world's greatest... eh... I'll get to it later.

Fanfiction masochist. :B She/they https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect

Technical Writer from the U.S.A.'s Deep South. Writes horsewords and reviews. New reviews posted every other Thursday! Writing Motto: "Go Big or Go Home!"

I am a master of self-inserts and self proclaimed lover of Rainbow Dash, I'm also cringe as fu-

So list' bonnie laddie, and come awa' wit' me.

I'm gone. This account is now dead.

I also write stories at http://forum.spacebattles.com

I'm many former things.

There are some things which you cannot do. There are some limits on even a Noble's actions. Never learn these limits. Never accept them. You are a Lord or Lady of this earth.

Ooooh! Butunz!

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

Discovered ponies December 2013

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