What I do: Proximity Zero. If it's closer than a parsec (3.26 lyrs) I'm not all that interested!

Verily, vanity.

Ooooh! Butunz!

“The soul becomes dyed with the colour of its thoughts.” -Marcus Aurelius, Meditations

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Voracious reader and writer but living with severe depression. Please treat unexpected hiatuses gently.

I'm a guy who likes penguins and ponies. I sometimes draw stuff and now I write, apparently.

Virtually invisible to PaulAsaran

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

* EQD Blogpony * Best Author nominee: 2013 Pony Awards * Thirteen time featured writer on Equestria Daily * Panelist: Ponycon AU 2014/2015, Salvagecon, and Alicon 2018/2019.

Hi! I'm friendly, even if I don't speak. I just like to hide behind my stories, which I hope will be many. They're more interesting than me, anyway. Give 'em a try!

I'm a science-fiction and fantasy buff, creator of the Chakat Universe, and now dabbling in the MLP:FiM universe. I love a good story!

I'm a crazy author-- but then again, what author isn't? I am into all things fandom, especially pony. I also love history, which is why I'm writing this crazy Apollo 11 thing.

friEndship=MagiC²

A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

A thirtysomething Brony from Pennsylvania with a library degree. I also have a Patreon.

I like girls with dicks, if you couldn't notice. Also stories that are stupid but amusing. And stupidly amusing stories involving girls with dicks. And sometimes without dicks.

I'm just a Blissey who likes ponies.

Are you a Rebel?

"Shh, I'm trying to think here..."

Just a hobbyist writer with aspirations of making a career in it.

As of October 25th, 2022, I've retired from Fimfiction. I'll miss you.

Writer. What else do you need to know?

I actually am a scientist!

"Who is more to be pitied, a writer bound and gagged by policemen or one living in perfect freedom who has nothing more to say?" - Kurt Vonnegut

Just a friendly cyborg dragon-bug thingy

Amateur writer and enthusiastic reader. I have been writing poems and novels both Hungarian and English. I recently tried my best to write some fanfics. May post some of those.

Like what I do? Leave a comment! All writers love comments!

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

An enigma as vexing as life itself.

Hope you laughed or learned something.

That semi-known writer with a few successes and an admin for Rage Reviews.

henlo fronds

Someone who needs to write far more than they currently do! x.x

A Brony of non-US origin (pause for gasps of horror),thus I spell things slightly differently. Well, not 'things', specifically, but words like surprise, colour and centre. You weird people.