KYS you fuckin loser.

Just some random guy. [Retired]

Book collection Biblical Monsters and Other Grim Tales out now!

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

Love makes ghosts of us all.

Not a changeling.

loves tiaras.

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice.

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A.K.A.: 8th-Sin "Unrelenting, both in texture and in fortitude."

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee.

RBDash is my Dad || kneepillows. || Matthew 7:3 || DM me over staff related issues.

Write stories. Acquire followers and moderate horsefame.

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

Auf Wiedersehen, fuckboi

Stay tuned for more updates... someday!

I beat my muse regularly, yet she keeps coming back for more.

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

Barcast Podcaster, Book Writer, and Sh*tposter

A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

God, I'm so sorry.