• Member Since 6th Oct, 2012
  • offline last seen August 29th


U.N. Owen Was Her? ↑

I'm a young female teen who took a college course for writing because I'm awesome that way (and because I took the ACT already and got a 27 composite score, but mostly because I'm awesome.) Naturally I would apply my lessons to writing about ponies!

Oh, and I don't only write fanfiction! I also play Apple Bloom in the Shipping and Handling Audio Play! If you want to see more of my voice stuff, go to my Youtube page~ (Although my writing is much better, but that's for you to decide)

In case you haven't noticed I have an obsession with Touhou and Danganronpa. Twilight is best pony, I can't decide on Chihiro/Alter Ego or Komaeda for best Dingleromp, and if you can't figure out who best Touhou is I worry for you.

I have a big crush on Komaeda because he's Super High School Level Hotness. This is fact. I'm trying to keep my fangirling to a minimum though.

How Did These Hit the Feature Box

Stuff I Wanna Accomplish

Get actual featured (not in the bottom 3) [X] I love you all
Complete a multi-part story [ ]
Get a fan club [X] Join!
Get 420 followers and make a weed joke/meaning of life joke [ ]
Get 495 followers and make a Flan joke [ ]
Get 500 followers and make a Remi joke [ ]
Get 666 followers and make a vampire joke [ ]
Get 10,000 story views [ ]
Write 100,000 words [X]
Do a commission for somebody (be it art, writing, or cross stitching) [ ]
Get interviewed for my pony words [ ]
Have somebody write a story that has something to do with me even though I didn't ask them to [X]
Get one of the Legends of Fimfiction (I just made that up) to watch me (such as SS&E, because if I'm gonna dream big, why sell myself short?) [X] I'm endearing!
Finish reading Super Danganronpa 2 [X]
Read a Danganronpa LP without being spoiled about anything [ ]
Be one of those users that everybody knows [ ]
Get more followers than Dunsparce [ ]
Finish one of my damn multi part stories [ ]

Your title based on amount of watchers

Less than 100: Unknown
100-200: Known
200-300: Big League
300-400: Awesome Sauce
400-500: Shining Beacon of Literature
500-600: One of the Greats
600-700: King
700-800: Demigod
800-900: Hero of the Site
900-1000: Legend
1000-2000: Godly
2000+: Eliminest(Good), Cryak(Bad)
Current Status: Big League

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Don't Expect Updates Any Time Soon

Featured Stories

  • The Happiness and Peace of Mind Committee Twilight and her friends live in a dystopian society and try to revolt. by FlanChan 74,962 words · 2,437 views · 146 likes · 16 dislikes
  • Matryoshka Twilight has been thinking far too much lately, and Fluttershy and Pinkie are going to help. A story of mental illnesses and psychoanalysis, with a bit of friendship thrown in. by FlanChan 4,369 words · 807 views · 37 likes · 3 dislikes
  • The Generation That Even Time Has Forgotten When Discord sends Twilight to a new world, the magic of friendship will have to be found once again. by FlanChan 24,616 words · 5,226 views · 302 likes · 6 dislikes

My Loyal Subjects

253 members follow FlanChan

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Hot Diggity

One always has a better book in one's mind than one can manage to get onto paper.

How much I suck at Touhou:
| Game # | Easy | Normal | Hard | Lunatic | Extra |
|___14___|__✔___|_X (6 w/o)_|______|_______|___3___|

X : with continue (mind you I hardly ever continue)
✔: without continue
#: The farthest stage I can get to (spellcard for Extra)

Things people made me (in no order):

Komaeda Goes to Equestria and Trades Hope Insurance for Pears by Kragor
The Fantastic Adventures of Flanny and Flarp Dunsparce by Harime Nui
You're All I Need by Harime Nui
Long Words and Spaces by Dunsparce
Embodiment of the Scarlet Devil by Dunsparce

musicallyDistracted made this for me she is so nice go hug her

Made by Dunsparce for my birthday if you didn't already figure that out.


  • Ptolemy Twilight Sparkle resorts to Black Magic in an attempt to bring back Surprise. by Wellspring 62,610 words · 4,573 views · 224 likes · 10 dislikes
  • Secrets Shine Brighter Ponyville wakes up one morning to find that their deepest darkest secret is written in magical paint on their houses. There is at least one point in time where a pony makes a horrible mistake, can they band together to save who they really are? by Cyneryk 43,579 words · 13,394 views · 2,119 likes · 132 dislikes
  • Anthropology Lyra is determined to find out the truth behind the mysterious legends of humans. by JasonTheHuman 130,415 words · 126,714 views · 7,756 likes · 162 dislikes
  • Shipping and Handling Ditzy Doo winds up in the matchmaking business by Pegasus Rescue Brigade 133,056 words · 26,066 views · 2,620 likes · 56 dislikes