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Pegasus Rescue Brigade

Diminutive Equine Novelist



When Ditzy Doo loses her job at Cloudsdale Mail and Freight, she gets a job at another shipping company... only to find out their definition of shipping has nothing to do with delivering packages! Desperate for income to support herself and Dinky, will Ditzy be able to make it as a pony matchmaker?

(Occurs between Seasons 2 and 3 of the show.)

Chapters (19)
Comments ( 1587 )

Hi all. This is your author speaking.

Many of you may already recognize this story. I've been working on it through DeviantArt, and it's been on Equestria Daily since October.
A significant number of fans requested I create another copy here... so here you go! All 12 existing chapters will be submitted at once, at the final chapter will be added later when it's finished.

Fair Warning, readers. Chapter 7 is a bizarre chapter. If I could give genre tags to individual chapters, a big old "Random" would be slapped on here.

Heads up. #10 is another really off-the-wall chapter.

So I assume that it is still incomplete? :derpyderp2:

Cool I followed this on EQD but prefer em here as they're easier to track. Anyhow really enjoy this story and the (mis)adventures the shippers have. Except for Glow, she can go explore the dark side of Pluto.

342680 So she can explore Yuggoth?

Huzzah! Yet another great story joins the ranks of FIMFiction! Can't wait until the final chapter comes out. Thumbed, tracked, etc.

Cheers~ :twilightsmile:

342677 Yeah, IIRC PRB said that there was another part to this finale on the way.

Also, WTF who thumbed this down? Whoever you are, I bite my thumb at thee, Sir (or Madam (But most likely Sir)). :flutterrage:

Yea maybe the Mi-Go will have some use for her (doubt it as they collect brains)

I was excited to see "Shipping-and-Handling" on FIM, thinking it meant you completed the last chapter, #13.

BUT NO, you are just teasing us...you big MEANIE :fluttershbad:

Just kidding, I'm glad you are posting this here, it is one of my favorite stories. I like your take on Ditzy, both her personality and job as a matchmaker. I always thought myself that Ditzy's trouble was just depth perception and dislike most stories that have her mentally challenged.:derpyderp1:

Please finish 13 soon. Thanks

342732 :rainbowlaugh: Wonderful to know that a fellow Lovecraftian enthusiast is a brony.


YEAH! instant brohoof. I've been watching this one the whole time

It really bugs me how much of an ASS Glow is. She didn't really plan this, did her?
I mean, make them fail her will save her record, but also DESTROY THE FUCKING COMPANY REPUTATION !!! And as a result, she would LOSE HER JOB and the record would be USELESS !!!!
I really want to see how is she going to get punished...


Yes sir, it is not finished. It's been in production of Deviantart since October, and has been featured (and 6-starred) on Equestria Daily.

Many of my fans were bugging me to put another version here before it ended. So I figured I'd do that now, since it will be over as soon as a finish the next chapter.


All of my YES. This is the story that first got me to love Derpy, right here. I can't wait for the sure-to-be-epic conclusion!

Chapter 7 is certainly crazy, but Chapter 10 is actually pretty tame compared to some of the other things on this site.

Glow is an ass. thumbs up to you sir.

Buck yeah, one of my favorite stories is on here now. I agree that the Pinkie chapter is pretty off the wall, but Trixie's isn't that bad. The only part that was a bit much was the end where Seth goes back to EqD. Other than that, it was a great chapter. This story is awesome btw, just letting you know :p

Ah, glad to see this on FiMFiction at last. Not that I dislike DA, but it makes it a helluva lot easier to keep tabs on incomplete stories when they're posted here.

Heck ya! Some uptight blue unicorn is going to get it! :pinkiehappy:

dude! yes! now one of my favorite stories is on a site that i know and love! fuckyea!

Love this story since it got on EQD. Can't wait for the final chapter

YES!!!! Its here!:derpyderp1:

Track now, read a bit later.

Oh god I finally found it.
I remember reading the first chapter of this on EQ and absolutely loving it. Then I lost the link and forgot to name and I thought I would never get to finish


thanks for posting a copy here :twilightsmile:

@UK-Brony 95

Before EQD? Only 4 or 5 people even saw this before EQD! This is my first ponyfic, so I was a completely unknown author at the time.
That's serious hipster-ness right there.

Well, here it is again. Apparently with about 78,000 more words than the last time you saw it.
Happy reading.:twilightsheepish:

Before I can even start, YAY for bringing it over!

This....... is acctually more interesting then i thought it would be.........

Soot soot, its here! And now I can watch you!
That's not creepy, right?

Wait, I thought her name was Derpy? Nice idea anyway.

Awesome. This is a good excuse to reread this story. Again.

@Kirb Hysteria

She went by both Ditzy Doo and Derpy Hooves for quite a while. Derpy really took over after the Last Roundup aired, but this was started about three months before that episode aired. I just stuck with this name, it's still widely known, even if Derpy is preferred.

@Azure Ka Ryu
Now you have me confused. Up above, you're commenting on the later chapters, and now, suddenly, you're back on chapter 1?

Comment posted by Geyshawins deleted Mar 24th, 2016

*reads chapter 12*

also, Glow needs to be sodomized with her own horn.

also again, NEED MORE. if th' story is really ending next chapter, SEQUEL!

Yay, it's in FF!

You know, I like this story. Ditzy's way of helping these ponies (or in Spike's case, dragons) out with their love interests... something about it just gives me a good feeling. I don't quite understand how to explain it- it's just that she seems to have this sort of natural intuition when it comes to helping ponies, and seeing her use that to help make others happy makes me (for lack of a better phrase) feel all warm and fuzzy inside. It reminds me that not all shipfics have to be heavy, fast paced romance.

OMG Yes!!! :pinkiegasp: I can't believe it's finally on here~! I love this story soo much! :derpytongue2::heart::pinkiehappy::rainbowkiss::raritystarry::yay:

@Unwitting Brony

You said: It reminds me that not all shipfics have to be heavy, fast paced romance
That's the whole point. And probably the reason this got so popular on EQD. It's barely a real shipfic, because as soon as the part really considered "shipping" would start, Ditzy's job is done. It keeps things a little more light and funny, and doesn't scare off those who are afraid of "real", actually romantic shipping stories.

Very random. Not every day somebody gets hijacked into Pinkie Pie's imagination.

What's this? A good fic that I've been spying on DA has now came to fimfiction?

Me Gusta :moustache:

*insta track/like/fav*

Glad to see this story made it to FimFiction!

My mind is so full of 'what' right about now. All I can say is that now I know why Twilight stopped trying to figure out how Pinkie Pie works.

Oh my gosh, it's here! Yay!

Not up on the last couple chapters, but now I've no reason not to be. :raritywink:

So much yay!

I...I...I... *I'm sorry, but the mind you are trying to breach is currently full of fuck. Thank you*

~Parajack :twilightsheepish:

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