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Chengar Qordath

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.



Cloud Kicker might just have the wildest life of any pony in Equestria. Marvel at the insanity that is her life, and laugh at the suffering of her poor beleaguered best friend, Blossomforth. And maybe, just maybe, there's more to her than just the lovable sex maniac everypony thinks she is.

This is a semi-sequel to "The Incredibly Dense Mind of Rainbow Dash." Not really a proper sequel, since it's focused on Cloud Kicker and Blossomforth instead of Rainbow and Pinkie, but it's in the same continuity. So I guess that makes it a follow-up-side-quel story. Or something. You don't need to have read "The Incredibly Dense Mind of Rainbow Dash" to read or enjoy this, but you ought to read it anyway, just because.

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The central story of the Winningverse.

We got a tag for Cloud Kicker, but Blossomforth still deserves one too.

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Oh CK. You keep on being you, because... Frig knows nopony else will.

JK :heart: you crazy mare you.

Oh The coverart and Commander Shepard and booping and the bapin. :pinkiehappy:

I'm Garrus Vakarian, and this is my rectum!:moustache:

I've been waiting for this. That you wrote it yourself just makes it that much better :heart:

"Last night got weird."

As an aged hippie, I got my share of Weird Nights

Reno '69

Spent the night with a chick I picked up on a music fest when my old girlfriend bust in and blew the bed in half with a shotgun. The second shot managed to put 60 or so holes in my car. I still have it to this day, almost 40 years later, bullet holes and all. I also still have the headpiece of the bed that she blew in half. I was handcuffed to it. At least I amaged to use it for cover

Good times, good times

Great story by the way, loved it, keep writing, I faved

I will read this as soon as I possibly can. Thanks! :twilightsmile:

It's official. Cloud Kicker is now best pony.

Very nice writing. This story's just awesome; I can't wait to see where it goes!

This is great so far. Your Cloud Kicker is a lot of fun.

Steak, Blossomforth. I f:fluttershyouch:cking love steak.

But ponies don't eat meat... Hay-steak? Daisy-steak?

A nice start; you have my interest! :twilightsmile: I didn't know ponies even had pants. :twilightblush:

Since I Don't Have You - Guns N' Roses

What is the pony equivalent of the phrase "to get in someone's pants" anyways?

A name like Fancy Pants would indicate that the concept of pony pants exists in Equestria.

Sir, your logic is irrefutable. Carry on! :twilightsmile::twilightsmile::twilightsmile:

Why is it that my favorite paragraph of this story is the one that starts with "Fortunately for the innocent children"?

Except that Fancy Pants himself does not wear pants. :moustache: (To this day, that fact slowly drives me insane).

This was a fun read. I eagerly await more!

Haha! I usually don't read many stories not directly involving the mane six, but I'm glad I checked this one out. You do a really great job of carrying the humor over from your dense Rainbow fic. Awesome job! :pinkiehappy:

Oh man, these two characters are too much fun. I cant wait to see where this goes!

Yeah, one of my pre-readers on "The Incredibly Dense Mind of Rainbow Dash" talked a bit with me about Cloud Kicker's personality, and at the end of the conversation said something along the lines of, "So she's basically like a ponified Charlie Sheen?"

The rest was history.

Jelly that was what finally drove the point across as to how awesome Cloud Kicker is. Carry on good ser, I await more.

And baking.

This story is gold, absolute pure gold. XD CloudKicker is quickly becoming one of my favourite background ponys with the way you portray her. :rainbowlaugh:

Keep 'em coming, please! :twilightsmile:

i think someones been watching Dr Horrible. Lol. :rainbowlaugh:

Oh my goodness! I'm surprised you didn't get the writer's block! This is GENIUS! :pinkiehappy:

Please, proceed! :pinkiesmile:


Awesome. Also - CloudKicker and Fluttershy? Can't wait to find out what the story there is.


So seeing as this is a BlossomKicker fic, I'm guessing that later on Blossomforth will start to really like, like Cloud Kicker and gets irritated at all the innuendo because she wants a real relationship not based solely around sex. Fair appraisal?

That last scene = Priceless :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

Oh Cloudkicker :rainbowlaugh:

I am absolutely loving this headcanon version of Cloudkicker.

Did you base this off of the Charlie Sheen rants?? Because, Cloudkicker is much more awesome than he is and he is the coolest oc ever!!!!:rainbowkiss::rainbowdetermined2::rainbowlaugh::yay::fluttershysad::rainbowlaugh:

Ok This story is just plain awesome, btw Derpy Rock

And these aren't the comment your looking for :derpytongue2:

Loved the ending, and the Derpy-love.

And Derpy got laid, and everything was gooooooooooooooood.

stupid ass computer leaving me memeless so I shall quote "My brain is so full of fuck, and I love it!" again hate my computer hmm now bored wait need to fave bbl (DO NOT QUESTION!)

Are you ready to be a woman?:pinkiecrazy:

Wait...does her sister not live in the same house with her? Because if they did all live in one house.....then a sleepover with her sister would be in the house!

Unless by "sleepover with her sister" you meant "going to a sleepover alongside her sister."

Then it's all good. Like this story, which is all good. :twilightsmile:

Jesus, this is awesome. Every single characterization is full of pure, pure win.

If this fic stays this good throughout, I'm definitely throwing it into my top 5

A lovely sequel featuring the humorous pair with a well written delivery. Well done! Cloud Kicker is a fun, and complex, flirt. Not too many one-night-stander characters ever have a lot of emotional depth outside of sorrow and the like, so this was a refreshing and enjoyable change up to that character arch type. The inter character reactions are also very well thought out and enjoyable to read. The early couple goofiness of Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie, Twilight getting excited about Dash reading into History, Rarity trying romance novel tactics with Applejack... excellent writing all around.

So far, in truth, the part of the story I like the least is the constant banter between the two main characters. If it was every so often instead of constant, it would have been better, but having a small scene followed by the banter, then another, with banter to follow, then another, with even more banter, caused it to become old hat for me fairly quickly. It was all along the same lines with Cloud Kicker messing with Blossomforth about the subject of banging where the only humor relies on her friends reactions to the teasing. But all these reactions happen constantly over and over, so by the third/fourth time in this formula it felt like a one trick pony show. Essentially, all the characters have a wonderful depth in personality and relationships except these two whose friendship feels utterly shallow by comparison. This could, of course, just come from the over use of their banter or the fact that we just haven't seen them doing anything yet aside from talking and walking to some places.

The story is well written and I've enjoyed each plot point being introduced and the general hilarity, so take a thumb and a star, well done. :moustache:

I just finished reading My Little Denarians again, and then I saw this in the featured box…My brain can’t decide whether to be happy or sad :facehoof:

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