Bio

I mainly read and comment on stories. ...Which will probably be the only 2 things that I will ever contribute to this site. Although, there are about 7 story ideas that are floating around in my head... actually have part of the prologue done on two of them. Yeah, I wouldn't hold my breath on seeing these publicly posted here anytime soon.

Other than that, I am a security guard at a gated community/golf course, a volunteer firefighter, I play the saxophone, and I sometimes do art stuff with MS Paint (need to work with what I have).

If you need to contact me/stalk me:
DeviantArt
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Skype = menelaus38

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Apr
17th
2013

How the bloody hell do I.... · 3:48am Apr 17th, 2013

Ah there we go. Took me a bit to figure out how to make a blog post again. It has been a while since I last made one of these (not that anyone really cares or anything...).

Anywho, good news/bad news time...

Since the last blog post:
Good news:
-I finished my college courses and all I need is an internship to get my degree.
Bad news:
-University said that I missed a gen ed :(
Good news:
-I moved in with my fiance and got a two new jobs

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"Wow, I can honestly say that I have never received a response quite like that before. Thank you for that and for the follow!"

... I nearly feel like I should apologise. You're very welcome for the follow, of course!

"I came across you thanks to my friend, Skeeter The Lurker. If you weren't aware, he (relatively) recently made a blog post that was about you. I was intrigued so I browsed your profile page, read your blogs, and I am planning on looking over your stories once I have some time to do so."

I also like Skeeter a ton! He's always friendly, has a sharp wit, and possesses this infectious optimism that's downright charming! I also find his use of a signature after every post adorable! I did read his blog - it was very flattering. I was just glad that he enjoyed the gift! The idea of a pony Aku in a top hat just... really appealed to me. I HAD TO DRAW HIM!

"While I do have a DA account, I really don't do much of anything with it. The last time I posted something there was 5 years ago? *shrugs* So if you did end up following me there as well, while I would appreciate it, you wouldn't get much activity on my own page from me there."

I'll go and look for you. I assume you use the same name, yeh? Oh, or I could just use the link up in the corner there that you posted. DUH! Gawd.

"Though when all is said and done, I am glad to have made a new friend."

AMEN, Menelaus! Well said, well said.

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:fluttershyouch: - I just don't know what to do, doctor. I'm so confused about who I am sexually, and how I should address my wants in the bedroom. I mean, all the leather and the shaming/domination play, never mind the rusty nail fetish I've developed recently... it's just so much to deal with! What do you think?

:unsuresweetie: - Uh, Fluttershy? I'm not a doctor, and you're sitting in my bedroom closet.

:fluttershysad: - ... my whole house smells like a litter box.

2320020 Wow, I can honestly say that I have never received a response quite like that before. Thank you for that and for the follow! I came across you thanks to my friend, Skeeter The Lurker. If you weren't aware, he (relatively) recently made a blog post that was about you. I was intrigued so I browsed your profile page, read your blogs, and I am planning on looking over your stories once I have some time to do so.

So to summarize, because of Skeeter's blog...
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...due to your own merit.

While I do have a DA account, I really don't do much of anything with it. The last time I posted something there was 5 years ago? *shrugs* So if you did end up following me there as well, while I would appreciate it, you wouldn't get much activity on my own page from me there.

Bow when all is said and done, I am glad to have made a new friend. :twilightsmile:

:pinkiegasp: - HOLY CATS IN A CUPCAKE! YOU HAVE A NEW FOLLOWER!

:twilightoops: - ... cats in a cupcake??

:pinkiesmile: - Never got beyond the initial design phase, sadly.

:twilightsmile: - AHEM! Hello, Menelaus Redz! Thank you very much for the follow! I appreciate any and all who're willing to offer their friendship, and for such I will be following you as well! I'm always happy to make a new friend!

:pinkiehappy: - ... mostly because she's so very much alone. Deep down inside, Twilight is SUPER scared that everyone will eventually find out how AMAZINGLY BOR-RING she actually is, so every time a new pony comes along, she puts on this brave welcoming face in hopes they'll never notice! Even though they always do.

:twilightblush: - Shush, Pinkie. So how did you find me, Menelaus? Was it through one of my stories or blog posts here, or for my recent Deviantart work? If it was the latter, let me know your DA pseudonym - I will watch you there, too!

:pinkiesmile: - Speaking of watching, do you still teleport to the Crystal Empire to spy on your brother when he showers in the morning? Mmm, you should bring me back pictures!

:facehoof: - ... will you please stop with the ridiculous accusations, Pinkie Pie? Please??

:pinkiehappy: - I'm very sorry, Princess! Which parts were false exactly, so I can edit them honestly? Hm?

:twilightangry2: - ...

:pinkiesmile: - I'm listening!

:facehoof: - ... I take a train to the Crystal Empire. I don't teleport there since he nearly recognized my magical signature.

:pinkiehappy: - THANK YOU FOR THE FOLLOW, REDZ! YOU'RE AWESOME-CREDIBLE-AZING! WOO!

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:trollestia: - Thankfully Twilight has never noticed my magical signature, ehehe.

Thanks for the follow!

Thanks for the follow mate! (you're my 150th follower)

Fly high and welcome to the Eagle's Nest!

-Cheers for That!

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