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Dunsparce


Your Honor, the fish sticks are done!

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Flarp is no ordinary Dunsparce, he is the God of Dunsparces. So what happens when he decides he wants to go visit Equestria? Utter stupidness ensures

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Comments ( 61 )

I can already hear the train coming

the Chuck Norris of Dunsparce is like still really lame

:rainbowhuh: Not sure if trollfic or serious....


DAFUQ DID I JUST READ

1692145 Eh. It's just a little thing I have with my Dunsparce. When you take down an Aggron in one hit with a DUNSPARCE it's a special feeling.

*Sees Title*
If it wasn't so late, and I didn't have to go to school, I would read this. Right now. So, for now I will set it aside and check it out later.

1693485
except you need to check your memory, the Arggron had 1 hp from the last turn when Flarp came in so no Flarp did not 1 hit Arggron at full hp. Unless you really want to dwell on killing something that had no chance on surviving ANY hit other then false swipe, and sandstorm

Comment posted by Dunsparce deleted Nov 19th, 2013

Forgive me if I am an out of touch grandpa n00b, but what is a Dunsparce?

1693675 Gen 2 Pokemon. It's a really stupid pokemon but I love it.

1693709 I assumed it was a pokemon, but wasn't sure. I thought that maybe Gen. 6 came out and nobody told me.

Dear readers, I apologize for any DAFUQs that may have melted your mind.

1695168 I think your dumb Pokemon should be Kricketune. :rainbowlaugh:

1695189
err na I stick with my pile of rocks, hunk of metal, and bug dragon thing.

1696000 well I got a Droughtales and Sleepseed Evo Bold Tangela as well as a Scoped Inferno Chandelure. GL w/ that :pinkiehappy:

Anyone who can decipher this deserves a Flarp.

This is the best story I have ever read. Hands down. A+ Five Stars.

-When I first clicked- What the hell is this?
-After reading- Wtf? My brain is filled with stuff. and Dunscparces.

that makes more sense than my research proposal :pinkiehappy:

What, the fuck. I have absolutely no way to react to this whatsoever except to implode and explode at the same time in quantum mechanics all happening in a Planck measurement of time.

1910039 I like pineapples as well, good monkey. :moustache:

I finally have a gif that works for this story. Actually a few.


...if only I actually knew how to post them... TELL ME.

2089985 See that add images button next to the youtube enter thingy on the bar of the comments above? Cope/paste URL into that.

This story measures to about 5‽ (5 cuils) And I've no problem with that! :D
Fantastic!

2100766 Expect a sequel, because I write the weirdest crap when I have block for my actual stories.

2100792 I kinda know that feel. Only I don't submit the ones that are too weird. (except The eclectic adventures pt 1. That story is pretty weird. ^^;)

2100893 Complete and utter nonsense is what I excel at, so I plan to show it. :twilightsmile:

2100897 Hmmm... I look forward to seeing more from you in that case.

“Welcome back, Flarp! How was your adventure in Equestria?” Nicolas Cage asked as he yelled at the Audino slaves. Flarp looked straight into Nicolas Cage’s eyes and gave him the whole story of what happened.

“…Flarp.”

EVERYONE DIED! THE END!:derpytongue2:

2105889 There will be a sequel where Flarp resurrects them all and goes to kill Dipcord and claim his place as best princest.

2105891 :yay: I'm always up for a healthy dose of Random!:yay:

You there! Trainer! I challenge you to write An Actual Story About Dunsparce.

You know what I mean. No Comedy/Random allowed.

If you pulled that off I will throw my hat at your face.

2100792 "Expect a sequel" *9 months later* "Alright guys, I'm writing a sequel"

FUCKING FINALLY!

1723255 yup...Like the best possible acid trip...

そう、ノコッチ、何あなたの土地のヘビの生活の周りで起こっているの?

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