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Dunsparce


Your Honor, the fish sticks are done!

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Minion Mart, for all your minion needs!

After the Canterlot Wedding incident, Chrysalis has been short on minions, for most of them got blasted off into Hades knows where. Now, she has to make a trip to a place she hasn't visited in quite some time: Minion Mart.

She then remembers why she hadn't been there in a while.

Chapters (1)
Comments ( 31 )

Inspiration at 10:35

I'VE BEEN WAITING

actually, 47 of those changelings that "died" are stuck in between dimensions, like my kitsune body probably is........

3421450 can you give me a cameo? maybe looking for a balloon bot. (i'm back in black for plot convenience.)

3422011 Yes. Embrace the bad pun

Do a Dr. Eggman cameo...I mean it would be worth it to see a Sonic and Rainbow Dash comparison between villains.

Great idea and do keep up the good work.

Soooo will this be a series?

"You smell like Zubat theses."

You don't know how to spell feces?

3422084 Damn auto correct

3422064 It might. That's why I left it on Incomplete. If not, I'll just tag it complete, but I feel I could go so much further with this.

A good pun is its own reword.

3422170 if you do change the title to minion mart and tweak the description

///Throws a pun rock at the author.

You missed a good opportunity for an EA or another evil games company joke. Coulda included her seeing a guy in a black shirt with an EA emblem on it pushing a cart of games that made the Zubats run in fear. Also for that pun at th end *Smacks author over the head with enough force to cause them to face plant*

From the instant I saw the title and your profile pic, I knew what had inspired it. I'm looking forward to the possibility of new additions to it. Maybe Discord looking for some minions?
For the record, I'm much more handsome than you described me as.
Ah, shaddup, ya stupid idiot!

3427314 Kid Icarus: Uprising has spawned many ideas of mine. I'm an hardcore fan of that game.

3427371 What's the strongest (value) weapon you've ever gotten?

3427375 I don't judge by value, but by how well it works. In that scenario, my favorite and best weapon are my Aurum Orbitars (huge fan of the Aurum, so it took me a long time of grinding to get these puppies), 5.5 stars ranged, 1.5 melee (like it matters), +4 standing cont. fire, +3 side dash cont fire, +3 speed, +4 Bkwds. Ch. Shot.

3427388 I once had a 312 Burst Blade. But because the BB F*CKING SUCKS, I ended up fusing it into a 307 Knuckle Staff. And I'm loving every moment of it.

3427402 Not a staff fan. Orbitars, Clubs, and Claws are where I fall under. But hey, there's a group for these kind of chats, too, eh?

3427402 Also found my main weapon's value. It's a 328 value Aurum Orbitars.

Welp, now I have read a story by Dunsparce. Yay! (that last pun thought. :ajbemused:)

Hahaha. Minion mart.

Not that it matters now that you're out the door, but I finally got around to reading this. I kind of wish you'd done more with Uprising Hades' dialogue other than lifting lines out of the game, and I kind of wish Chrysalis' character here didn't come across as Zurg from Buzz Lightyear (God, why the hell do I even remember that show?). Other than that, it was alright. I think Ocarina of Time's Shop theme goes great with the Minion Mart scene.

Bad pun is bad... yet awesome.

Aaaand the changeling that said that pun was summarily executed later, nobody objected to it.

Nice and hilarious story, have a fav.

Cya
Raziel-chan

"Wow," one Changeling began, "Zubat waste? That must have been a long day."

Another Changeling nodded.

"Yeah, she must be pooped."

Well, that was--puts shades on--a pretty crappy ending.

Puns aside, I laughed throughout this one, so I think I'll give it a fave.

You have a new follower.

Full review here, but in brief: it's all pretty scattergun, but Chryssie's line to Bowser is gold.

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