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A young man working his way through life and writing for fun.


Futurama's Bender is transported to the beautiful land of Equestria. Join him on his magical adventures as he laughs, he cries, and he learns what friendship is really all about. Or maybe not.

Chapters (5)
Comments ( 32 )

This is gonna be good... Hilarity is definitely going to ensue.

Looks good. Will follow the story.

I foresee him trying to steal the Elements. Let chaos begin!:rainbowlaugh:

Steal princesses crowns!!

I wonder how it'll go down if bender clashes with discord?

So these guys,


Totally have to make an appearance, right? :pinkiegasp:

Bender should kill rarity

kidnap all the ponies?

Yay, a Futurama Crossover not by me.

Shall read later.

Is derpy dead from the lack of oxygen that's in bender lol hopefully

She was still alive by the time Bender stuffed her into his locker. As for after that, well... I'm not spoiling anything.

3537743lol please make bender steel elements a princes crowns

Bender steals the elements and Celestia chases him. Yes i want this to happen.

"ELEMENTS OF HARMONY!? Are you HIGH?! They're called the Bendings of Bender now"

Damn u update fast good thing thow keep it up

Keep it up buddy!! :pinkiehappy:

Damn Bender you better get your shiny metal ass outta there before Rarity gets ya.

Learn lay out of town- Check
Keep a low profile- Check
Bail on party- Check
Loot all available houses- Check
Get owned by pinkie for breaking a pinkie promise- :twilightoops:

Bender, that's a new low

Luckily it's pinkie she will be fine


Personally I think his lowest point was when he adopted a bunch of orphans for the government aide, then tried to sell them to a restaurant when they proved unprofitable. But that's just me.

3830298 that was funny and i think that he would have failed at that

This is great, do more please

*marks for read later
I immediately thought of his line, modified to fit the situation
"We'll make our own elements, with blackjack and hookers!"

And Pinkie. You don't want to break one of those promises.

Yeah, Bender's a huge jerk. But what keeps him likeable is that he always gets some kind of comeuppance, unlike a certain gray alien from another Fox cartoon.

will you ever finish this? please? it's so good!

Wouldn't surprise me if Pinkie was the one driving that train... :pinkiecrazy:
Fun story! :pinkiehappy:

“And bite my shiny metal ass!” he roared triumphantly as he sped towards Canterlot. “Heh heh heh heh heh heh! A ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!”

He was laughing so hard he failed to notice the oncoming train.


that's exactly what you get for stealing Derpy, Bender. Please continue this

This is so beautiful omg
Your characterization of Bender is spot on, my dude

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