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Silent Bob

For the winds of kovator beeya!


Every thousand years, the world where upon Equestria lies is chosen to play host to IGOM, the Interdimensional Gathering of Malevolence, an actually somewhat fun convention of the multiverse's undertakers of dirty deeds. Unfortunately, with Discord frozen in stone and the spirit that was Nightmare Moon nowhere to be found, the 'honor' of being host has now fallen upon the shoulders of a reluctant Queen Chrysalis. The problem? She has never had to host any sort of celebration in her life, nor does she consider herself 'evil'.

Filled with doubts, the Changeling Queen turns to the one being in all the land who may be able to help her. Will the world's most famous party pony be able pull off the odd celebration and show the Queen of Deception that there may be more to life than brooding, or will the vile beings she's forced to be around convince her to be comfortable with her 'bad' side? And just what is the true intention held behind the creation of IGOM?

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Why hello thar, reader! This idea has been floating around for a bit now so I've finally decided to suck it up and write her down. This is my first (and probably poor) attempt at writing a bit of comedy (aside from the first comedy fic I wrote that I'd like to pretend doesn't exist), though it will also have a lot of serious elements. Hope ye enjoy! Oh, and yes the little song intro thingy sung by Chrysalis and her badass Changeling crew is a parody of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVVZaZ8yO6o. 'Want you gone.'

Update: A comment reminded me of this XD. If anyone has any suggestions for villains please go ahead and say so! If they're somewhat obscure though (especially if they're from animes) please gimmie a link to a wiki page and I will love you forever, just so I can get their characterization right.

Clearly everything will go as planned. :pinkiecrazy:

For the love of god, more. Please.:pinkiegasp:

Mmmmm... interesting as hell... *throws fave card into the pile* Let's see where this takes us; hope its one hell of a ride! :ajsmug:

This will be interesting. I shall read. And perhaps blog about it idk.

*After reading*

. . . I will blog about it.

I need sleep.
but this ones description is too good.
Damn, reading I shall go.

Edit: This ought be fun!
Now sleep beckons with the strength of Tom.

Hmm... who is Him?
I think I know...

Joker Joker Joker Joker Joker Joker Joker Joker Joker Joker Joker Joker Joker Joker Joker Joker Joker Joker

Venom Venom Venom Venom Venom

Vader Vader Vader Vader

Sauron Sauron Sauron

The Master The Master


the number of times I said the name is how badly I want them to show up

Oi, the last comment reminds me. Feel free to post suggestions for villains :D. If they seem obscure (especially if they're from animes), please gimmie a link to a wiki page or something so I can get their characterization right. :D.

My guess Him is either well Him from the Powerpuff Girls or Aku from Samurai Jack. Now for villain suggestions i have a few ideas heres a list.

Scooby Doo Mystery Incorporated- Professor Pericles
Jackie Chan Adventures- Shendu and all the other major villains
Invader Zim- Zim, Tak, and the Tallest
Young Justice- the Light
Kim Possible- All the villains from the show
Avatar- Azula
Storm Hawks- Cyclonis
Digimon- Etemon, Myotismon, the Dark Masters
Fullmetal Alchemist- the Homunculi
Gargoyles- Xanatos, Demona
Total Drama series- Chris and Chef
South Park- Cartman
Family Guy- Stewie
Yin Yang Yo- All of Yin and Yangs enemies
Kids Next Door- All the KND's enemies
Xiaolin Showdown- all the villains from the show
W.I.T.C.H.- Phobos and Cedric
Simpsons- Mr.Burns
Disney- All the villains
I guess that's it feel free to use any of the characters as major or just background characters in the story.

Have THE MASTER. Preferably the one that is ruling earth for a year. Dude's funny.

Also, DOCTOR HORRIBLE. He can give a seminar on Horribleness since he has a PHD in it.

Bad Horse, Bad Horse, Bad Horse, Bad Horse,
He rides across the nation the thoroughbred of sin,
He got the invitation to this shindig,

Also, Tzeentch



Not Slannesh, that'll push the rating way up.

Dude, this is epic. Liked, fav'd and you earned a follower. Now please, moar.

This is one of those fics that I go into with hesitation and come out of feeling glad I took the chance. Plenty of potential here, just be careful not to let the parade of villains overshadow the plot and whatever character development Chrysalis has in store.


.... And in unrelated news, This is getting a thumb up. And a fav-and-track. :D

"You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?"
DAS JOKER. Nobody else is more deserving of the title of Ultimate Villain than he is!
Liked, favorited, and you've earned yourself a follower! :pinkiehappy: Brilliant concept you've got here! Really looking forward to seeing how this entire party goes down! Hell, I've got a few suggestions of my own for villains I wanna see in this thing.

Sousuke Aizen (Bleach)
Gin Ichimaru (Bleach)
Madara Uchiha (Naruto)
Doctor Doom
Cezare Borgia (Assassin's Creed)
Kotomine Kirei (Fate/Stay Night)
Liquid Snake (Metal Gear Solid)
And it's not enough to have Vader, we gotta have PALPATINE!!!

Please for the love of God put the Joker there! He is the pinnacle badass of Chaos and being evil!
Also Dr. Evil from Austin Powers would be a pretty sweet bonus :pinkiehappy:

Hazama from Blazblue would be perfect. The god of trolling vs Trollestia.

We need to have...
Harbinger (ME2) "Assuming direct control"
Control Freak (Teen Titans) Because he thinks himself a super-villain, but he is just a joke. Albeit a rather funny joke!
Master Pain (Kung Pow! Enter the fist) "...You will call me, Betty."

I'll think of more...maybe?

Whoops, accidently submitted this chapter as 'Placebo!' XD. All fixed now.

Great second chapter! Keep 'em coming!

This shall be good, as the banter 'tween Queen and guard has already has been.
1315308 Beaten by 70 secondsdl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Lyra2.png

So, Satan's offering to pay her off with an energy source made out of compressed human souls. :pinkiecrazy: And I'm sure he'll make sure she knows what went into it, if she gets it.

Villains, hmm. Maybe the Ice King from Adventure Time? Don Carnage from Talespin? The hyenas from the Lion King?

1315131 You do know Harbinger is several miles long? Also I don't think he is capable of having fun.

Further villain ideas:

Shredder, Krang, Rocksteady and Bepop (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles villains, from the 80s cartoon - good for comedy as they aren't very competent)

Soulcatcher (from Black Company books)

Zyxon the lich from Order of The Stick webcomic

1315791 Yes, but his 'Collector' mind-slave is not, and so what if he can't have fun? We can have fun with him!


Oh it's happening :D.


I finally get the in the pale moonlight reference....

All the villains mentioned above are cruel, wicked, AND awesome......

But they just dont compare to cdn.chud.com/6/60/60d3c520_SarahKerrigan_SC2.jpeg

The Queen of Blades (from Starcraft) NEEDS TO BE IN THIS STORY!! Plus, I would like to see how the changelings react to the Zerg swarm:pinkiehappy:

If I may...

Villian Suggestions?

Red Eye (Fallout : Equestria)
Khan Noonien Singh (Star Trek II : The Wrath of Khan)
The Destroyer (Borderlands)
Mehrunes Dagon (Elder Scrolls)
Professor Moriarty (Sherlock Holmes)

1315944 You have just earned the undying love and affection of this Norman.

I'm assuming there's ginna be at least one Cthulhu joke at some point

Where's the MASTER(Doctor Who) and his mind control? Dude has a TARDIS.

Also, where is Doctor Horrible (Doctor Horrible's sing along blog)? The Evil League of Evil has to send a representative to this shindig.

Failbaddon; real name Abaddon (Warhammer 40k), so he can be insulted for failing thirteen times in a row.

For antiheroes
CREEED (Warhammer 40k) for the BANEBLADES hiding under a bush. For the lulz, have Creed and Tzeentch come from this universe.

If Joker lacks the means to travel to Equestria.... how about Kefka Palazzo ?

Oooh! oooh! How about GI Joe Gen1 Cobra Commander, Destro, and the Baroness! ("Never turn your back on her unless she's dead, and check for grenades first!" -Flint (?)
Will there be caged deathmatches between different gens of villans? (3-4 versions each of G.I. Joe and Transformers alone..) :raritywink:

I think that a few good villians would be:
Opal Kobio (Artemis Fowl)


Cigarette Smoking Man from the X-Files

Sorry about the somewhat short chapter, the creative juices haven't been flowing so well lately! Still, I hope ye like.

1323737 I love that show so much:pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy:

But, what could he do that would be evil?:rainbowhuh: Create a conspiracy against Celestia, then keep it a secret from everypony?

Well, it does seem like it should have had Chrysalis making her move in the same chapter, but presumably that's coming up next. :pinkiesmile:

the song references hands, which ponies don't have
The last paragraph should have them taking Dash home, not Pinky

Cool. Waiting for next chapter.

I can't wait for Voldemort, Sauron, Darkseid and the Master to play "Pin the tail on the pony" while in the background Davros and good old Sanator Palpatine are bobbing for apples.
Say, can we throw nominations for evil overlords at you? Because I'd be really mifted if those don't show up.

PS: The almighty tallest! If the party has snacks they will be there!

Was really hoping to see Chrysalis just pop out and take Pinkie, but I'm sure we'll her do that soon :pinkiehappy:

Rita Repulsa and Lord Zed (maybe with Goldar, Baboo, Squat, and Finster)
Shredder and Crang (with Bebop and Rocksteady)
Cruella de Vil (not a dimensional traveler, I know, but would still like to see her here)
Trigon (from the Teen Titans cartoon)
Mister Mxyzptlk (from the cartoon series of Superman)
Lobo (again from the cartoon series)
And Cultist-Chan (from Warhammer 40K fandom...could she be classified as a villain? I know she's a servant of the Ruinous Powers, but Chaos Cultist are more like mooks than villains...WH40K fans, help me out here.)

The lyric to the opening song had, seemingly, a lot of human references.

Oh Dash, I partially feel your pain - did the same thing first time I got wasted (drove, hit the tree in my front yard:rainbowlaugh:)
Obviously one should not emulate, mimic or copy my actions or decisions of that night!

1328298 Forgot to add so I'll do here: Very nice chapter, excellent flow and very good descriptions!

1326456 Genocide of a species ( attempted ), lies, secrecy, assassination, blackmail...

List goes on.

Hahaha... Oh, Spike. You are the best. :pinkiehappy:

My fingers... they are bleeding. Yes the song the guards sang is a parody of 'Winter Wrapup.' I don't know why, I just really love throwing musical elements in. If there's any mechanical, grammar mistakes, blah blah blah let me know.

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